Lil Tex's Saturday Morning Headlines 10/5/2019

[BMTSoulja1]

Let's see what we have thus week!

[png9mon]

Rrrr Matey...them there Long Haired Pirates make for a fine Indian scalp fest.

PNG pulls away late over Vidor! 

[MMstangfan]

Bulldogs limp back to Jasper after a kick in the teeth from the Mustangs. 

[BHFAN]

Ned tears up grass field and starts turf construction after going winless at home! 

[wo-s#1]

Biggest news of the year...At around 10 pm Friday evening People in West Orange swear there were Dogs in the area making kitty cat sounds!!!weird

[navydawg31]

Bulldogs win homecoming mud bowl. BHISD cries over tweets and offers to pay for turf. 

[Hagar]

Vidor builds hugh parking garage to accommodate Indian fans.

[Majestyk]

Jasper Bulldogs caught cheating, admit to renting Ezekiel Elliot for one game, still lose to Mustangs 85-81.  WO-S head coach Cornell Thompson said, "Luckily our offense showed up for this one, this guy used our defense like a mop. Evidently they shaved his head before the game, nobody over here recognized him."

[CS.]

Here is your headline. "Scranton Area Paper Company, Dunder Mifflin, apologizes to valued client. Some companies still know how business is done."