Lil Tex's Saturday Morning Headlines 11/23/2019

[BMTSoulja1]

Playoff style!

[Mr. Buddy Garrity]

Hornets sting the cougars so bad PETA is called. 

[BHFAN]

Lil Tex looking down from Heaven sees BH in round two and tells God “Hell must be freezing over!”

 

I do miss that man! 

[Majestyk]

Despite debuting their new Leopard leotard unis, LaGrange falls to West Orange-Stark in 52-14 nail biter.

[raideroldtimer]

UH OH! SOMEBODY RAN OVER A BULLDOG!!!! LEFT HIM ON THE TRAIN TRACKS!

 

[BMTSoulja1]

46 minutes ago, Physical Atmosphere said:

EAGLES SOAR OVER WHITEHOUSE AIRSPACE , FAA TO INVESTIGATE !

WHITEHOUSE RETHINKING ITS DEFENSE STRATEGY !

THERE WAS A STORM A BRUIN AND IT BRINGS  STRAKE JESUITS CRUSADE  TO AN END !

 

Best one so far.  Lol

[JaspD55]

Friday night 11-22, Wild Bull Dogs attacked a herd of cows, and were stomped to death by large Brahma Bulls. On Friday 11-29, those same Bulls were herded into a pen by a bunch of Wild Mustangs, then on Friday 12-6, all were eaten and devoured by Large Maroon Tigers, as they sang the Aggie War hymn .