Funny Things Coaches say

[wompaskat]

At West Orange I had the distinct privilege of playing for both Ronnie Anderson and Wayne Williams.  There was never a dull moment at any practice or game.  I could fill a whole thread with their quotes, the only problem is most of what they said can't be printed here! Here is one that is printable.  Every year before the LCM game Coach Anderson would tell us..."Now boys I don't like those Cardinals (Bridge City), or Tigers (Silsbee) but I can't stand those d**n Bears!"

[pancaker66]

If you wanna play like that I am sure the band could use a few more flute players.

[McHale]

dang boy you are so soft that I could put my nu*s on your shoulder pad and they wouldn't even get bruised.

[warfan]

dang boy you are so soft that I could put my nu*s on your shoulder pad and they wouldn't even get bruised.

;D funny who said that?

[rhino1877]

You don't hit hard enough to crack an egg!

[stevieray]

Coach Copeland (Stephenville)

"We bust our butts so we can put anotha ringa on the finga"

Art Briles (Stephenville)

After each win, Coach Briles would say "AHYCB"....which means "a high you can't buy"

[Green and Bold]

In Orange before a jr high game vs one of the Forest Park Jr Highs. (with tobacco spit drizzling down his chin onto his white shirt) "Boys you know why we need to win today?  Because their mammas and daddies think they're better than your mammas and daddies"  Don't remember if we won our not but I knew exactly what he meant.

[UKCats]

Coach Stewart in Liberty last year. . ."All this time I have been trying to get you guys new shoes when I should've been shopping for glass stomachs. That way you could see with your head up your A$$!"

Coach at a JH game, but I don't remember for who. . .the parents were giving him a pretty hard time about his play calls and who he had in. . .he turns and says "Sir I didn't breed 'em, I just gotta coach 'em"

[Guest Orangeboy]

Coach Stewart in Liberty last year. . ."All this time I have been trying to get you guys new shoes when I should've been shopping for glass stomachs. That way you could see with your head up your A$$!"

Coach at a JH game, but I don't remember for who. . .the parents were giving him a pretty hard time about his play calls and who he had in. . .he turns and says "Sir I didn't breed 'em, I just gotta coach 'em"

That is one of the best one's I've heard.

[Guest Orangeboy]

This wasn't a coach but an announcer. It happened over at East Chambers. They had a play where a lot of Bucs were in on a tackle and the announcer said over the loud speak, " There was a Ship Load of Bucs in on that tackle." Head's turned as they thought he had said something else.

[BMTSoulja1]

This wasn't a coach but an announcer. It happened over at East Chambers. They had a play where a lot of Bucs were in on a tackle and the announcer said over the loud speak, " There was a Ship Load of Bucs in on that tackle." Head's turned as they thought he had said something else.

LMAO!

[Guest Jags]

[83_Alumni]

Coach Stewart in Liberty last year. . ."All this time I have been trying to get you guys new shoes when I should've been shopping for glass stomachs. That way you could see with your head up your A$$!"

Coach at a JH game, but I don't remember for who. . .the parents were giving him a pretty hard time about his play calls and who he had in. . .he turns and says "Sir I didn't breed 'em, I just gotta coach 'em"

My favorite!

[AggiesAreWe]

After a big loss to their crosstown rivals, the head coach worked his team over. During practice he was quoted saying, " I am going to work you boys tails off today. When we get through, you boys are going to be so tired, you'll sleep with your hands above the covers tonight"

[stangchain]

"If you wanna watch the game, buy a ticket.  Otherwise, get your head in the game!"

[Guest A-TOWN]

1. Son of a gun

2. Dadburn

3. Bush-League

4. Daralicks

5. Cmon Men

[82 5A State Champs]

Overheard today a SVille practice... A kid was on the sideline sucking wind, offensive line coached asked whats the matter....The kid said coach I'm Hot the coached yelled your not hot...The women in a Victorias Secret catalog are hot your just ugly.

ROFLMAO :D

[82 5A State Champs]

I remember several  that i have heard numerous times---Boy your so stupid you couldnt poor piss out of your cleats if the instructions were on the heels.

and another one from the same coach

your brain would rattle in a knats A$$ like a BB in a box car.

My favorite:

Guys your getting trampled like a door mat at a wh*re house on nickle night.

OMG.....That's funny right there!....I dont care who you are that's funny!

[stangchain]

"He wouldn't say doo-doo if he had a mouth full of it".

"He couldn't spell his name with a rubber stamp".

"You can stick a fork in them, they're done."

[Guest Orangeboy]

When Coach Marc Jones was at BC he used to tell us, "Don't let'em get in your kitchen."

[piratefan]

I heard a little league coach say "that boys so slow he couldn't run out of site in a day's time"

[bigd92]

Coach Mike from PA Lincoln

When someone would continue to make false starts at practice Coach would say oh!!!! look at this sad man RIGHT here.

Coach Big Lee "If ya cant hack it go be a PE cat or a Band man"

Coach Louis "If ya late to my class imma scorch ya butt";tell ya momma's and ya pappa's; i got somthin stop a elephant son".

[stangchain]

Regarding a "wannabe" athlete:

"Last time he had a jock strap on was at the senior prom."

[Bucof2010]

I cant believe "Holy toledo son" hasnt come up yet.

[grizzly62]

Fellows fellows give me a ham and cheese sandwich!!!!!  Barby