Funny Things Coaches say

[reccosdog]

This is from junior high days... "Boy you wouldn't make a pimple on a bulldog's a**".

[HSFootball69]

our defensive coordinator last year, coach pratt always used to try to get on the db's, as soon as...and i mean immediately when the qb's hand went up he was screaming "PICK IT OFF!!" before the offense could remember what routes to run...it was funny we still laugh about that.

also my favorite coach of all time coach bolton had a pretty self explanatory way of saying we werent performing well...."we look like S*** on a white rag"

lol dont forget "Pick That Son Of A Buck OFF!!!"

and i think it was coach thacker that said "You wouldn't hit a soft booby if it was sitting still right in front of you"