setx baseball22 Posted April 29, 2006 Report Posted April 29, 2006 Here is a few fun facts about the most feared player in 20-4A, Clayton Ehlert > Their are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Clayton Ehlert lives in in LCM. > Clayton Ehlert once went to the Virgin Islands...they are now known as the islands. > Clayton Ehlert's urine clogs the toilet. > Clayton Ehlert once drank an entire bottle Nyquil...it made him blink. > Clayton Ehlert cannot grow hair on his buttox...hair doesnot grow on steel. > Clayton Ehlert can slam a revolving door. > Fear is not the only emotion Clayton Ehlert can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope Clayton Ehlert doesn't hit a homerun on me again." > They didnt drop a bomb on HIroshima, that was a stray foul ball from Clayton Ehlert. > Clayton Ehlert actually died 10 years ago but the Grim Reaper doesnt have the balls to tell him. > Clayton Ehlert uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper. > Clayton Ehlert knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.
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