Lil Tex Saturday Morning Headlines 10/24/20

[BMTSoulja1]

What say you?

[Mr. Buddy Garrity]

Animal Control is called to MCM to pick up some pitbulls on the loose after they maul some poor lil Injuns. Png parents are seen afterwards talking to lawyers preparing a lawsuit for BULLying. 

[Guest Aledoalumni]

Better luck next time! Young Bearcats slip in a Longhorn patty and cant complete the upset. 

[Hagar]

Nederland, after losing their long time rival Vidor, takes their frustrations out on neighboring PNG.

😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂

[Justafan72]

Dayton and Crosby coaches agree to a running clock the 2nd half due to player fatigue.

[WOSgrad]

28 minutes ago, Justafan72 said:

Dayton and Crosby coaches agree to a running clock the 2nd half due to player fatigue.

Update:  UIL receives late night phone call regarding running clock at Dayton/Crosby.

       Caller reportedly yells "Running clocks are illegal!!! Double forfeit!!! Double forfeit!!!" 

[Peppermint Patty]

Goose Creek cooks Lee's Goose.

[Rez]

Nederland players confused by not-soaking-wet field; ask coach to explain the mystery of the dry, not-brown surface.