Write the headline for Sat's paper for your team.

[TradinUp BH]

If we were to lose, can we borrow one of the many excuses ya'll used last year?    :D

I give props to you that one   "PNG BEARLY PULLS OUT A WIN WHILE PUTTING LCM CLAWING THEIR WAY OUT OF THE DISTRICT CELLAR"

[Guest Cap Rock Brewing Co.]

"Cougars climb on top of The Hill."

[ECBuc08]

The Bucs eat the Pirates for breakfast...actually dinner. 42-7

[Mr. Buddy Garrity]

Colbert still sucks!

Titans fry the Eagles 28-0

[Guest maverick24]

RAIDERS SINK PIRATES SHIP AND THEIR PLAYOOF HOPES

[kicker]

"The Pirates ship Lumberton back to the land of reality"

   

This has to be the best so far... :D

[Bigdog]

"The Pirates ship Lumberton back to the land of reality"

   

Very nice.  ;D

[stangchain]

"Mildcats" Not Much of Challenge for Mustangs

[shorttexas1]

Jags Devour Dogs!!!

or

Jaguars too Wild for the Common House Pet!!!

[Guest Jags]

Jags Tame The Dogs.

[83_Alumni]

My personal favorite.

[shorttexas1]

Mine too!

[Bobkat]

Dog's Not Man's Best Friend in Rout of Jags!!!

[BMTSoulja1]

Jags Devour Dogs!!!

or

Jaguars too Wild for the Common House Pet!!!

:D

[Guest WeedBegone]

                      BEAUMONT ENTERPRISE SPORTS

FORD PARK LANDS T-BALL TOURNAMENT    LU FOOTBALL ON HOLD

MID COUNTY TEAMS PREVAIL

                                                      wb bruins win and keep playoff hopes alive (story page 9)

[Guest Robert Plant]

                       BEAUMONT ENTERPRISE SPORTS

FORD PARK LANDS T-BALL TOURNAMENT      LU FOOTBALL ON HOLD

MID COUNTY TEAMS PREVAIL

                                                      wb bruins win and keep playoff hopes alive (story page 9)

This is pretty funny.

[BMTSoulja1]

                       BEAUMONT ENTERPRISE SPORTS

FORD PARK LANDS T-BALL TOURNAMENT      LU FOOTBALL ON HOLD

MID COUNTY TEAMS PREVAIL

                                                      wb bruins win and keep playoff hopes alive (story page 9)

Yep, that about sizes it up from the 'Suprise'.

[Guest BigHam]

                       BEAUMONT ENTERPRISE SPORTS

FORD PARK LANDS T-BALL TOURNAMENT      LU FOOTBALL ON HOLD

MID COUNTY TEAMS PREVAIL

                                                      wb bruins win and keep playoff hopes alive (story page 9)

FPHS 78 and the Kelly folks are upset. Their story is on page 11.

[Guest WeedBegone]

FPHS 78 and the Kelly folks are upset. Their story is on page 11.

[Alpha Wolf]

IN BATTLE OF THE WARRIORS, LEGACY GETS FIRST WIN OF THE SEASON

[WH-BackInThaDay]

Obituaries don't usually make the headline.  :'(

[Guest ECBucFan]

Kelly moves 15 "JV" players to varsity after defeating WH.  ;D

[shorttexas1]

You don't know the enterprise very well!?

It would be like this...

Westbrook Wins

Ozen Battles But Comes Up Short

Central over Nederland

[shorttexas1]

That didnt wor right... Changing font size is difficult...  I had brook in real big letters, then Ozen in medium size letters, then Central in very 6 pt letters....

Those Jags get no Enterprise run at all!

[venom33]

heres a good one that deserves a t shirt...

"The Mustangs get their JOLLIES all night long in the cat house!"