baddog Posted January 23, 2021 Report Posted January 23, 2021 Ordering a Pizza in 2022 CALLER: Is this Pizza Hut? GOOGLE: No sir, it's Google Pizza. CALLER: I must have dialed a wrong number, sorry. GOOGLE: No sir, Google bought Pizza Hut last month. CALLER: OK. I would like to order a pizza. GOOGLE: Do you want your usual, sir? CALLER: My usual? You know me? GOOGLE: According to our caller ID data sheet, the last 12 times you called you ordered an extra-large pizza with three cheeses, sausage, pepperoni, mushrooms and meatballs on a thick crust. CALLER: Super! That’s what I’ll have. GOOGLE: May I suggest that this time you order a pizza with ricotta, arugula, sun-dried tomatoes and olives on a whole wheat gluten-free thin crust? CALLER: What? I don’t want a vegetarian pizza! GOOGLE: Your cholesterol is not good, sir. CALLER: How the hell do you know that? GOOGLE: Well, we cross-referenced your home phone number with your medical records. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years. CALLER: Okay, but I do not want your rotten vegetarian pizza! I already take medication for my cholesterol. GOOGLE: Excuse me sir, but you have not taken your medication regularly. According to our database, you purchased only a box of 30 cholesterol tablets once at Lloyds Pharmacy, 4 months ago. CALLER: I bought more from another Pharmacy. GOOGLE: That doesn’t show on your credit card statement. CALLER: I paid in cash. GOOGLE: But you did not withdraw enough cash according to your bank statement. CALLER: I have other sources of cash. GOOGLE: That doesn’t show on your latest tax returns, unless you bought them using an undeclared income source, which is against the law! CALLER: WHAT THE HECK? GOOGLE: I'm sorry sir, we use such information only with the sole intention of helping you. CALLER: Enough already! I'm sick of Google, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp and all the others. I'm going to an island without the internet, TV, where there is no phone service and no one to watch me or spy on me. GOOGLE: I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport first. It expired 6 weeks ago... Welcome to the future... (Copy and paste, just like I did). SmashMouth, Chester86 and LumRaiderFan 1 2 Quote
WOSdrummer99 Posted January 24, 2021 Report Posted January 24, 2021 This is the hidden content, please Sign In or Sign Up NetCat 1 Quote
baddog Posted January 24, 2021 Author Report Posted January 24, 2021 33 minutes ago, WOSdrummer99 said: This is the hidden content, please Sign In or Sign Up Thank you for that. I have been told for years that we are being spied on by our TVs, Alexa, our phones, etc....No doubt in my mind. Quote
WOSdrummer99 Posted January 24, 2021 Report Posted January 24, 2021 Talk about something and then there it is the next day. I don't use google, but I've had it happen several times. Pandora plays new ads based on conversations I've had. Not a search. "That's too coincidental to be a coincidence." Yogi Berra Quote
baddog Posted January 24, 2021 Author Report Posted January 24, 2021 8 minutes ago, WOSdrummer99 said: Talk about something and then there it is the next day. I don't use google, but I've had it happen several times. Pandora plays new ads based on conversations I've had. Not a search. "That's too coincidental to be a coincidence." Yogi Berra The stereo in my truck has Apple CarPlay which feeds from my phone. When I go to work, or leave work, it will prompt me the mileage to get to or from work and how long it takes. It has memorized where I am heading at certain times of day. Cool but scary too. Quote
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