Abbott and Costello

[mat]

ABBOTT AND COSTELLO’S ‘WHO’S ON FIRST’ updated version ... 
 Bud: ‘You can’t come in here!’
Lou: ‘Why not?’
Bud: ‘Well because you’re unvaccinated.’ 
Lou: ‘But I’m not sick.’
Bud: ‘It doesn’t matter.’
Lou: ‘Well, why does that guy get to go in?’
Bud: ‘Because he’s vaccinated.’
Lou: ‘But he’s sick!’
Bud: ‘It’s alright. Everyone in here is vaccinated.’
Lou: ‘Wait a minute. Are you saying everyone in there is vaccinated?’
Bud: ‘Yes.’
Lou: ‘So then why can’t I go in there if everyone is vaccinated?’
Bud: ‘Because you’ll make them sick.’
Lou: ‘How will I make them sick if I’m NOT sick and they’re vaccinated.’ 
Bud: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’ 
Lou: ‘But they’re vaccinated.’
Bud: ‘But they can still get sick.’ 
Lou: ‘So what the heck does the vaccine do?’
Bud: ‘It vaccinates.’ 
Lou: ‘So vaccinated people can’t spread covid?’
Bud: ‘Oh no. They can spread covid just as easily as an unvaccinated person.’
Lou: ‘I don’t even know what I’m saying anymore. Look, I’m not sick.’
Bud: ‘Ok.’
Lou: ‘And the guy you let in IS sick.’
Bud: ‘That’s right.’
Lou: ‘And everybody in there can still get sick even though they’re vaccinated.’
Bud: ‘Certainly.’
Lou: ‘So why can’t I go in again?’
Bud: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’
Lou: ‘I’m not asking who’s vaccinated or not!’
Bud: ‘I’m just telling you how it is.’
Lou: ‘Nevermind. I’ll just put on my mask.’
Bud: ‘That’s fine.’
Lou: ‘Now I can go in?’
Bud: ‘Absolutely not.’
Lou: ‘But I have a mask!’
Bud: ‘Doesn’t matter.’
Lou: ‘I was able to come in here yesterday with a mask.’
Bud: ‘I know.’ 
Lou: ‘So why can’t I come in here today with a mask? ... If you say ‘because I’m unvaccinated’ again, I’ll break your arm.’
Bud: ‘Take it easy buddy.’
Lou: ‘So the mask is no good anymore.’
Bud: ‘No, it’s still good.’
Lou: ‘But I can’t come in?’
Bud: ‘Correct.’
Lou: ‘Why not?’
Bud: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’ 
Lou: ‘But the mask prevents the germs from getting out.’
Bud: ‘Yes, but people can still catch your germs.’
Lou: ‘But they’re all vaccinated.’
Bud: ‘Yes, but they can still get sick.’
Lou: ‘But I’m not sick!!’
Bud: ‘You can still get them sick.’
Lou: ‘So then masks don’t work!’
Bud: ‘Masks work quite well.’
Lou: ‘So how in the heck can I get vaccinated people sick if I’m not sick and masks work?’
Bud: ‘Third base.

[BS Wildcats]

Just saw where the Dims were scoffing at the vaccine while Trump was President.  More than one, including biden and his vp, were dead set against it.  One dimwit said that the vaccine needed to checked to make sure Trump’s fingerprints were not on it.  There has never been a more two-faced bunch than the Dims of today.  Funny how all of a sudden, as soon as biden “wins”, they want to start pushing the vaccine.  A truly disgusting group!!

[Ty Cobb]

39 minutes ago, BS Wildcats said:

Just saw where the Dims were scoffing at the vaccine while Trump was President.  More than one, including biden and his vp, were dead set against it.  One dimwit said that the vaccine needed to checked to make sure Trump’s fingerprints were not on it.  There has never been a more two-faced bunch than the Dims of today.  Funny how all of a sudden, as soon as biden “wins”, they want to start pushing the vaccine.  A truly disgusting group!!

I said this in another thread but I’ll say it again. This administration has only 1 goal, erase anything Trump. Oh wait, they do have a 2nd goal, do anything possible to stay in power. 

[BS Wildcats]

17 minutes ago, Ty Cobb said:

I said this in another thread but I’ll say it again. This administration has only 1 goal, erase anything Trump. Oh wait, they do have a 2nd goal, do anything possible to stay in power. 

True

[Derf Nosneb]

Appears Mat works for the CDC...lol

[Chester86]

That was amazingly accurate!!!!!  Thanks for posting.