Lil Tex Saturday Morning Headlines 10/16/21

[BMTSoulja1]

Let’s go!

[Mr. Thornton Melon]

LC-M played host to the Pirates of Vidor last night. The halftime festivities included a freestyle rap battle between the towns most talented rappers. Vidor showed great promise in their rap game with DJ Santana performing the all-time classic "Throw your V's up " . The fans went wild when Hype Man Lenny-C made a special appearance emerging from the pirate skull through a cloud of smoke produced by the fog machine. Their second song " V's up hoes down" was cut short due to it's graphic nature. The Duo announced they are headed back to the studio to cut their sophmore effort " still throwin them Vs " , the release date is set for June of 2022.

[png9mon]

• Headline:🏈   
• Purple Pride Pulverizes Park with a Perpetual Pounding of the Pigskin
• (aka) PNG over Kingwood Park by running the ball repeatedly.

 

 

[Hagar]

7 hours ago, Mr. Thornton Melon said:

LC-M played host to the Pirates of Vidor last night. The halftime festivities included a freestyle rap battle between the towns most talented rappers. Vidor showed great promise in their rap game with DJ Santana performing the all-time classic "Throw your V's up " . The fans went wild when Hype Man Lenny-C made a special appearance emerging from the pirate skull through a cloud of smoke produced by the fog machine. Their second song " V's up hoes down" was cut short due to it's graphic nature. The Duo announced they are headed back to the studio to cut their sophmore effort " still throwin them Vs " , the release date is set for June of 2022.

Ool,  but that’s good stuff there.  😂😂🤣😂😂

[Hagar]

Southwest Airlines, suffering image problems with all the cancelled flights, resurrects their famous ad by showing the faces of Bear players after being defeated by Vidor with the announcer saying, “Wantagetaway”.

 

Get away from me devil. Quit making me post stuff like this.  🤪😜

[NoNeckNic479]

Building of Peevey statue being put on hold

[Mr. Thornton Melon]

Jerry Springer comes back from retirement to shoot a special on district 10-4A. The paternity tests concluded that LC-M was in fact 99.9% the districts daddy.

[BMTSoulja1]

Some good ones!  

[raideroldtimer]

Lumberton Raiders charged with murder as their offense hammers Huffman and their defense snuffs Huffman out. Sidebar: Only 4 People Get It Right on Week 8 Pick 'ems 

[Mr. Thornton Melon]

Deer Park Smokes Pasadenas Dobie

 

[bulldawg64]

Dayton changed their name from broncos to the Shetland ponies after the dogs rode them all night