Lumberton at Vidor

[SmashMouth]

Just now, BelichikYoSelf said:

Lol.  If you only knew exactly how funny that statement is.  
 

if you know,  you Know.  

Apparently, you don't kn... nevermind.

[BelichikYoSelf]

10 minutes ago, PirateNole984 said:

That 10yr old grew up to play varsity football and daddy has grown tired of watching him get ran over by Vidors offense.

Brilliant.  You got me.  
 

actually I forced him to quit playing such a violent sport.  He strictly  toots horns and marches these days.  

[SmashMouth]

Just now, BelichikYoSelf said:

Brilliant.  You got me.  
 

actually I forced him to quit playing such a violent sport.  He sticky toots horns and marches these days.  

Nothing wrong with that. Somebody's gotta be there to support the football players

[BelichikYoSelf]

Just now, SmashMouth said:

Nothing wrong with that. Somebody's gotta be there to support the football players

My thoughts exactly. 
He never really understood why his football coach only let him play 2 plays when he was 10 on Saturdays. Didn’t think it was very fun.  

[NoNeckNic479]

Just now, BelichikYoSelf said:

Brilliant.  You got me.  
 

actually I forced him to quit playing such a violent sport.  He sticky toots horns and marches these days.  

"sticky toots" sounds like somebody needs a good wiping. Does the loud noise of the drums scare him?

 

[SmashMouth]

Just now, BelichikYoSelf said:

My thoughts exactly. 
He never really understood why his football coach only let him play 2 plays when he was 10 on Saturdays. Didn’t think it was very fun.  

That's when the daddy has to step in and explain that the world needs tuba players too. You did the right thing.

[NoNeckNic479]

Just now, BelichikYoSelf said:

My thoughts exactly. 
He never really understood why his football coach only let him play 2 plays when he was 10 on Saturdays. Didn’t think it was very fun.  

Running onto the field to get the kicking tee does not count as playing.

[SmashMouth]

Just now, PirateNole984 said:

"sticky toots" sounds like somebody needs a good wiping. Does the loud noise of the drums scare him?

 

Sticky toots... Elton John may have some input on that.

[NoNeckNic479]

1 minute ago, SmashMouth said:

Sticky toots... Elton John may have some input on that.

Threw up in my mouth lol

[SmashMouth]

Just now, PirateNole984 said:

Threw up in my mouth lol

HAHAHA!

[piratevillain]

This thread is entertaining as hell today... anybody need some popcorn? 😂

[NoNeckNic479]

1 minute ago, piratevillain said:

This thread is entertaining as hell today... anybody need some popcorn? 😂

I could go for some white chocolate popcorn....dang that stuff is good!

microwave some popcorn, melt some white chocolate, drizzle over popcorn and thank me later!

[raideroldtimer]

17 minutes ago, BelichikYoSelf said:

Brilliant.  You got me.  
 

actually I forced him to quit playing such a violent sport.  He strictly  toots horns and marches these days.  

At least he don't play drums because if he did he would be "Marching to his own drum".🤪😂

[raideroldtimer]

3 minutes ago, raideroldtimer said:

At least he don't play drums because if he did he would be "Marching to his own drum".🤪😂

LOL, just realized, that's supposed to say "Marching to the beat of his own drum".

[raideroldtimer]

Just too funny not to steal.

[BelichikYoSelf]

He might still be playing football if coach Smashmouth  would have taught him how to artistically chop block when he was 10.  

[NoNeckNic479]

Just now, BelichikYoSelf said:

He might still be playing football if coach Smashmouth  would have taught him how to artistically chop block when he was 10.  

Can't teach someone not willing to learn.  In his case...can't teach someone playing with sticky toots.

[SmashMouth]

Just now, BelichikYoSelf said:

He might still be playing football if coach Smashmouth  would have taught him how to artistically chop block when he was 10.  

I taught mine younger than that! Lol.

[SmashMouth]

Just now, PirateNole984 said:

Can't teach someone not willing to learn.  In his case...can't teach someone playing with sticky toots.

As a matter of fact, I remember him talking about having to play his daddy's flute...I just thought they were really into the band.

[NoNeckNic479]

1 minute ago, SmashMouth said:

As a matter of fact, I remember him talking about having to play his daddy's flute...I just thought they were really into the band.

I don't know how to type a throw-up sound but I just threw up...LOL

[Raider24]

Eating 🍿

[piratevillain]

23 minutes ago, PirateNole984 said:

I could go for some white chocolate popcorn....dang that stuff is good!

microwave some popcorn, melt some white chocolate, drizzle over popcorn and thank me later!

Oh man, I'm gonna have to try that soon.😋

[BelichikYoSelf]

8 minutes ago, PirateNole984 said:

Can't teach someone not willing to learn.  In his case...can't teach someone playing with sticky toots.

You make it too obvious your from Vidor.   
 

talking …t to a fictional 10 year old.  
i m sure your daddy could beat up his daddy.  

[Boneyard Boys]

30 minutes ago, piratevillain said:

This thread is entertaining as hell today... anybody need some popcorn? 😂

Definitely one of the funniest pregame smack talk threads if you read it all the way through lol. 

[Bluffy]

8 minutes ago, SmashMouth said:

As a matter of fact, I remember him talking about having to play his daddy's flute...I just thought they were really into the band.

Yikes. Don’t be that guy.