Taxes!!

[Unwoke]

Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table,

At which he's fed.

 

Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes

Are the rule.

 

Tax his work, Tax his pay, He works for peanuts anyway!

 

Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants,

Tax his coat.

 

Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work,

Tax his dirt.

 

Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he

Tries to think.

 

Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, If he cries Tax his tears.

 

Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways

To tax his ass.

 

Tax all he has Then let him know

That you won't be done Till he has no dough.

 

When he screams and hollers; Then tax him some more, Tax him till He's good and sore.

 

Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave, Tax the sod in Which he's laid...

 

Put these words Upon his tomb, Taxes drove me to my doom...'

 

When he's gone, Do not relax, Its time to apply The inheritance tax.

 

Accounts Receivable Tax

 

Building Permit Tax

 

CDL license Tax

 

Cigarette Tax

 

Corporate Income Tax

 

Dog License Tax

 

Excise Taxes

 

Federal Income Tax

 

Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)

 

Fishing License Tax

 

Food License Tax

 

Fuel Permit Tax

 

Gasoline Tax (currently 44.75 cents per gallon)

 

Gross Receipts Tax

 

Hunting License Tax

 

Inheritance Tax

 

Inventory Tax

 

IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)

 

Liquor Tax

 

Luxury Taxes

 

Marriage License Tax

 

Medicare Tax

 

Personal Property Tax

 

Property Tax

 

Real Estate Tax

 

Service Charge Tax

 

Social Security Tax

 

Road Usage Tax

 

Recreational Vehicle Tax

 

Sales Tax

 

School Tax

 

State Income Tax

 

State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)

 

Telephone Federal Excise Tax

 

Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax

 

Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes

 

Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax

 

Telephone Recurring and Nonrecurring Charges Tax

 

Telephone State and Local Tax

 

Telephone Usage Charge Tax

 

Utility Taxes

 

Vehicle License Registration Tax

 

Vehicle Sales Tax

 

Watercraft Registration Tax

 

Well Permit Tax

 

Workers Compensation Tax

 

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

 

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was the most prosperous in the world.

 

We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

 

What in the heck happened? Can you spell 'politicians?'

[Unwoke]

Our current city, county, and federal governments when it comes to TAXES!