BearWolf Posted February 6, 2008 Report Posted February 6, 2008 I. Thou shall not wear red on any day but Sunday. II. Thou shall not worship Duval or Garcia above Tiger. III. Thou shall not doubt Tiger's ability to recover from any deficit. IV. Thou shall always keep holy the Masters. V. Thou shall not question why Tiger does not win EVERY week. VI. Thou shall not scream "You da man!" after any Tiger shot since to call him a man would be demeaning. VII. Thou shall not root for any golfer other than Tiger, unless he is not entered in the tournament. (Special dispensations are available through the First Church for events in which Jack Nicklaus is also entered.) VIII. Thou shall not take the name Eldrick, unless in vain. IX. Thou shall not covet Tiger's game. X. Thou shall pay no attention to Tiger's apparent flaws. (we at the First Church are sure that there are good reasons for Tiger's over-commercialization, temper, choice of girlfriend, lack of college degree, conflict of interest with CBS sportsline, and acceptance of appearance fees through his deal with Buick. One can not question the will of God.)
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