Guest Jody Posted August 4, 2006 Report Posted August 4, 2006 I have seen reference on here as to "backwoods" however there are a few things I should point out: Backwoods schools usually have the following to qualify: 1. Concrete stands without backrest 2. Within 3 miles of a Walmart greeter 3. Within 3 miles of a swamp or bayou 4. A missing press box 5. Name thier stadium after a coach who is from a school they admire so much 6. Have a BBQ pit on wheels serving food at the gate for gas money to get the team to the next game 7. Have masquitos the size of a compact car under the stands 8. Have roaches near the rotted-out concesion stand 9. Have fans who still keep their 1984 playoff game ticket stub in their dickie overalls. 10. And the Top Ten: Brag about an odor that exist near their stadium
Critter Posted August 4, 2006 Report Posted August 4, 2006 To funny Jody..lets see...Hummm Who could JODY be talking about. :idea: :?: What do we win, how bout a "SMOKED TURKEY LEG"
Guest Jody Posted August 4, 2006 Report Posted August 4, 2006 To funny Jody..lets see...Hummm Who could JODY be talking about. :idea: :?: What do we win' date=' how bout a "SMOKED TURKEY LEG" [/quote'] I thought my 'secret school' friend would like this one.
KFDM COOP Posted August 4, 2006 Report Posted August 4, 2006 It has to be west of the Trinity right?? ::a
tvc184 Posted August 4, 2006 Report Posted August 4, 2006 ....... 7. Have masquitos the size of a compact car under the stands ............... Is that a new dish at Taco Bell?
Guest Jody Posted August 4, 2006 Report Posted August 4, 2006 Is that a new dish at Taco Bell? BUG with Pecker....is that better........ Never said I could type.
kicker Posted August 4, 2006 Report Posted August 4, 2006 I have seen reference on here as to "backwoods" however there are a few things I should point out: Backwoods schools usually have the following to qualify: 1. Concrete stands without backrest 2. Within 3 miles of a Walmart greeter 3. Within 3 miles of a swamp or bayou 4. A missing press box 5. Name thier stadium after a coach who is from a school they admire so much 6. Have a BBQ pit on wheels serving food at the gate for gas money to get the team to the next game 7. Have masquitos the size of a compact car under the stands 8. Have roaches near the rotted-out concesion stand 9. Have fans who still keep their 1984 playoff game ticket stub in their dickie overalls. 10. And the Top Ten: Brag about an odor that exist near their stadium Now thats just low Jody Bye the way, we have a new concession stand 8)
kicker Posted August 4, 2006 Report Posted August 4, 2006 Ive got one... 1.We have a gym from 1928. 2.We only have 1 main road 3.Everyone in the schools lastname is Granger or Peveto 4.Our visitor side seats 4 5.Our home side seats 24 6. Everyone has an oil derrek in their back yard. 7.Dairy Queen? We dont even have indoor plumbing.
kicker Posted August 4, 2006 Report Posted August 4, 2006 Here ya go...... 1.We just built a 5A size school but built a six-man sized stadium. 2.No Dairy Queen but we have a Dollar General Dang it. 3.There is no such thing as paved roads. 4.Cars? Nah, we have four wheelers. 5.Cell phones are pointless here. 6.For fun on the weekends we go into town to the Wal-Mart and it even Super. 7.Cow tipping is a sport. 8.We dont wear shoes to school. 9.There isnt a dentist within 15 miles. 10. We cant even get Direct TV much less cable.
WOS92 Posted August 5, 2006 Report Posted August 5, 2006 Leave Jody's spelling alone. My understanding is that he isn't tall enough to see the keyboard.
Bobcatfan4life Posted August 5, 2006 Report Posted August 5, 2006 Ive got one... 1.We have a gym from 1928. 2.We only have 1 main road 3.Everyone in the schools lastname is Granger or Peveto 4.Our visitor side seats 4 5.Our home side seats 24 6. Everyone has an oil derrek in their back yard. 7.Dairy Queen? We dont even have indoor plumbing. Hey now.....our home side seats 30
Cat22 Posted August 5, 2006 Report Posted August 5, 2006 Hey now.....our home side seats 30 Yeah Kicker is wrong, the vistor side sits atleast 7 and GoStangs loves that stadium because he can now finally make a catch because he is so close to the cheerleaders that they throw it underhand to him.
Guest Jody Posted August 7, 2006 Report Posted August 7, 2006 Leave Jody's spelling alone. My understanding is that he isn't tall enough to see the keyboard. That's not true, I have a pilow in my computer chair and I can see it just fine........ Now the gas and break pedal is another story........
JohnnyT60 Posted August 7, 2006 Report Posted August 7, 2006 Kicker, They'll have a new gym this year, and you left out Courmier.
kicker Posted August 8, 2006 Report Posted August 8, 2006 Kicker' date=' They'll have a new gym this year, and you left out Courmier. [/quote'] I knew I forgot one!!!! Kind of like a "Trahan" in LCM :wink:
kicker Posted August 9, 2006 Report Posted August 9, 2006 Kicker' date=' That was funny![/quote'] I know, I know, it just naturally comes to me.
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