Name this School Contest

[Guest Jody]

I have seen reference on here as to "backwoods" however there are a few things I should point out:

Backwoods schools usually have the following to qualify:

1. Concrete stands without backrest

2. Within 3 miles of a Walmart greeter

3. Within 3 miles of a swamp or bayou

4. A missing press box

5. Name thier stadium after a coach who is from a school they admire so much

6. Have a BBQ pit on wheels serving food at the gate for gas money to get the team to the next game

7. Have masquitos the size of a compact car under the stands

8. Have roaches near the rotted-out concesion stand

9. Have fans who still keep their 1984 playoff game ticket stub in their dickie overalls.

10. And the Top Ten: Brag about an odor that exist near their stadium

[KFDM COOP]

[Critter]

To funny Jody..lets see...Hummm Who could JODY be talking about. :idea: :?: What do we win, how bout a "SMOKED TURKEY LEG"

[Guest Jody]

To funny Jody..lets see...Hummm Who could JODY be talking about. :idea: :?: What do we win' date=' how bout a "SMOKED TURKEY LEG" [/quote']

I thought my 'secret school' friend would like this one.

[KFDM COOP]

It has to be west of the Trinity right?? ::a

[tvc184]

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7. Have masquitos the size of a compact car under the stands

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Is that a new dish at Taco Bell?

[Guest Jody]

Is that a new dish at Taco Bell?

BUG with Pecker....is that better........ Never said I could type.

[KFDM COOP]

[kicker]

I have seen reference on here as to "backwoods" however there are a few things I should point out:

Backwoods schools usually have the following to qualify:

1. Concrete stands without backrest

2. Within 3 miles of a Walmart greeter

3. Within 3 miles of a swamp or bayou

4. A missing press box

5. Name thier stadium after a coach who is from a school they admire so much

6. Have a BBQ pit on wheels serving food at the gate for gas money to get the team to the next game

7. Have masquitos the size of a compact car under the stands

8. Have roaches near the rotted-out concesion stand

9. Have fans who still keep their 1984 playoff game ticket stub in their dickie overalls.

10. And the Top Ten: Brag about an odor that exist near their stadium

Now thats just low Jody Bye the way, we have a new concession stand 8)

[kicker]

Ive got one...

1.We have a gym from 1928.

2.We only have 1 main road

3.Everyone in the schools lastname is Granger or Peveto

4.Our visitor side seats 4

5.Our home side seats 24

6. Everyone has an oil derrek in their back yard.

7.Dairy Queen? We dont even have indoor plumbing.

[kicker]

Here ya go......

1.We just built a 5A size school but built a six-man sized stadium.

2.No Dairy Queen but we have a Dollar General Dang it.

3.There is no such thing as paved roads.

4.Cars? Nah, we have four wheelers.

5.Cell phones are pointless here.

6.For fun on the weekends we go into town to the Wal-Mart and it even Super.

7.Cow tipping is a sport.

8.We dont wear shoes to school.

9.There isnt a dentist within 15 miles.

10. We cant even get Direct TV much less cable.

[WOS92]

Leave Jody's spelling alone. My understanding is that he isn't tall enough to see the keyboard.

[Bread]

haha thats funny....... ::a

[Bobcatfan4life]

Ive got one...

1.We have a gym from 1928.

2.We only have 1 main road

3.Everyone in the schools lastname is Granger or Peveto

4.Our visitor side seats 4

5.Our home side seats 24

6. Everyone has an oil derrek in their back yard.

7.Dairy Queen? We dont even have indoor plumbing.

Hey now.....our home side seats 30

[Cat22]

Hey now.....our home side seats 30

Yeah Kicker is wrong, the vistor side sits atleast 7 and GoStangs loves that stadium because he can now finally make a catch because he is so close to the cheerleaders that they throw it underhand to him.

[Guest Jody]

Leave Jody's spelling alone. My understanding is that he isn't tall enough to see the keyboard.

That's not true, I have a pilow in my computer chair and I can see it just fine........

Now the gas and break pedal is another story........

[JohnnyT60]

Kicker,

They'll have a new gym this year, and you left out Courmier.

[kicker]

Kicker' date='

They'll have a new gym this year, and you left out Courmier. [/quote']

I knew I forgot one!!!!

Kind of like a "Trahan" in LCM :wink:

[DP#1FAN]

Kicker, That was funny!

[kicker]

Kicker' date=' That was funny![/quote']

I know, I know, it just naturally comes to me.