bullets13 Posted August 22, 2008 Report Posted August 22, 2008 Why yall hate OU? It's mandatory for all UT fans...
Bucof2010 Posted August 22, 2008 Report Posted August 22, 2008 Why yall hate OU? It's mandatory for all UT fans... R they rivals? (I know 0/zilch/nothing about college football)
Mr. Buddy Garrity Posted August 23, 2008 Author Report Posted August 23, 2008 **yawn**Â just waking up, 822am alaska time and the football Gods told me--OU STILL sucksÂ
EAGLE07 Posted August 25, 2008 Report Posted August 25, 2008 **yawn** just waking up, 822am alaska time and the football Gods told me--OU STILL sucks Scooter...... The football Gods are right...It's high noon, downtown in the Space City and Blow U still sux !
Mr. Buddy Garrity Posted August 26, 2008 Author Report Posted August 26, 2008 i rather watch ballet than watch choke-la-homa footballÂ
WOSHIGHc/o2001 Posted August 28, 2008 Report Posted August 28, 2008 ou SUCKS so much that: I'm more worried of ou's suckage my house will be picked up and land somewhere on an indian reservation than of the hurricane headed for us.
Mr. Buddy Garrity Posted August 28, 2008 Author Report Posted August 28, 2008 I rather watch liftime re-runs than watch OU stink up the field..lol
EAGLE07 Posted August 28, 2008 Report Posted August 28, 2008 I'd rather go to another meeting here at work.......well, maybe not. Regardless, Blow U still sux alot !
bullets13 Posted August 28, 2008 Report Posted August 28, 2008 i'd rather watch wnba RERUNS than watch OU.
Mr. Buddy Garrity Posted August 28, 2008 Author Report Posted August 28, 2008 with OU sucking so much i wonder if they might suck up this storm and decapitate (sp) itÂ
UTfanatic Posted August 29, 2008 Report Posted August 29, 2008 ou sucking is the only hope that Texas has for not floating off in the gulf. If that happened, we could declare indepence again and become a very large island nation...maybe even our own continent. Probably helps some with beach erosion also.
MrUmp1 Posted August 29, 2008 Report Posted August 29, 2008 Question???? Why doesn't Texas fall off into the Gulf of Mexico................... because............... Oklahoma Sucks !!!!!!!!!!!
Mr. Buddy Garrity Posted August 29, 2008 Author Report Posted August 29, 2008 ou sucking is the only hope that Texas has for not floating off in the gulf. If that happened, we could declare indepence again and become a very large island nation...maybe even our own continent. Probably helps some with beach erosion also.
Bucster Posted August 29, 2008 Report Posted August 29, 2008 Texass fans make me laugh. Only Texans would choose a castrated member of one of the dumbest animals God created whose sole purpose for existence is to be slaughtered as the mascot for its flag ship university.
EAGLE07 Posted August 30, 2008 Report Posted August 30, 2008 Texass fans make me laugh. Only Texans would choose a castrated member of one of the dumbest animals God created whose sole purpose for existence is to be slaughtered as the mascot for its flag ship university. The longhorn steer is symbolic of the state of Texas. Cattle....cattle and oil wells. ???
Bucster Posted August 30, 2008 Report Posted August 30, 2008 Texass fans make me laugh. Only Texans would choose a castrated member of one of the dumbest animals God created whose sole purpose for existence is to be slaughtered as the mascot for its flag ship university. The longhorn steer is symbolic of the state of Texas. Cattle....cattle and oil wells. ??? I agree the longhorn steer is symbolic of Texans. The steer is dumb and has no testicles ..... typical Texan. ;D
Bucster Posted August 30, 2008 Report Posted August 30, 2008 whats a sooner? Sooner = opportunist with testicles
Mr. Buddy Garrity Posted August 30, 2008 Author Report Posted August 30, 2008 A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an Oklahoma sooner. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are sooners too. No one really caring what an Oklahoma sooner is but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks. There is, however, one exception. A boy named Johnny has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks him why he has decided to be different. "Because I'm not a sooner." Then, asks the teacher, what are you? "Why, I'm a proud Texas Longhorn," boasts the little boy. The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Johnny why he is a Longhorn. "Well, my mom and dad are Longhorns, so I'm a Longhorn too." The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?" After a pause, and a smile. "Then," says Johnny, "I'd be a sooner."
Bucster Posted August 30, 2008 Report Posted August 30, 2008 What's really funny is UT's 2 most successful modern day head coaches have ties to OU. DKR was All-American at OU and Mack Brown was OC at OU in 1984 until Switzer got him an HC job at Tulane. David McWilliams was a TU grad and he really turned out for ya'll. ;D
Mr. Buddy Garrity Posted August 30, 2008 Author Report Posted August 30, 2008 I rather watch crawfish and crabs fight than watch chokelahoma football
Bucof2010 Posted August 30, 2008 Report Posted August 30, 2008 I rather watch crawfish and crabs fight than watch chokelahoma football Haha that doesn't sound like bad entertainment.
Bucster Posted August 30, 2008 Report Posted August 30, 2008 I rather watch crawfish and crabs fight than watch chokelahoma football Dang Scooter! Is that the best you can do? When it comes to smack talking you're as impotent as the schlonghorn defensive line.
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