how much does OU suck?

[bullets13]

OU sucks worse than having your thread reply record broken.

[elhector1]

The Aggies hope that OU sucks better than their fat little.....neve mind....

[horndawg]

[quote name="bullets13" post="703520" timestamp="1257877618"]
[quote author=horndawg link=topic=41421.msg703473#msg703473 date=1257873927]
You guys better watch out, don't know if you care, but the boys on the high school board are trying to catch your record of a thread.  Now, while I can sit here and say ou sucks, a win on saturday by the Ags would prove it and I'll jump on board with you fellas.
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i'd hate to have to lock their thread :)
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Ha, that's  what I told them, I said that a mod from over here may go over there and start deleting posts off topic  ;)

[bullets13]

nah, there's not really any need to worry.  that game will be played friday, and talked about for a couple of more days, but this time 10 years from now, OU will still suck. 

[JohnnyT60]

You're Right if there is anything that is timeless it is the fact that
[size=60pt]Oklahoma Sucks!![/size]

[bullets13]

9 out of 10 doctors agree, orbits gum makes your teeth whiter. it's worth noting that 10 out of 10 agreed that OU sucks.

[JohnnyT60]

I hear they have started to rank vaccuum cleaners on the oklahoma suckage scale. 1-10 oklahoma suckage because well you know Oklahoma Sucks!

[bullets13]

I may have pointed this out before, but OU could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

[elhector1]

OU could suck a wrecking ball through a narrow garden hose...yeah, they suck THAT much... :o

[Mr. Buddy Garrity]

OU could suck up New Orleans to above sea level :D

[JohnnyT60]

Apparently 50 pages worth!

[Mr. Buddy Garrity]

7:46 alaska time and.......

[EAGLE07]

[quote name="scooter!" post="711257" timestamp="1258519456"]
7:46 alaska time and.......
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...............OU SUCKS !

[bullets13]

OU sucks so much that their approval ratings are currently lower than those of George W. Bush.

[elhector1]

Chuch Norris is no longer satisfied with an Oreck, Hoover, or Dyson...he wants to get an OU, because of it's major SUCKtion...

[Mr. Buddy Garrity]

Definition:
Choklahoma - That state of being completely embarrassed before a large audience in which the only debate is whether you were more incompetent or simply a laughingstock.

Used in a sentence:
I wanted to ask out that hot blonde at the end of the bar, but I choklahomed the chance to do so and she left with my best friend instead.

OTHER ZERO-U FUNNIES:
How many Sooners does it take to change a flat tire in January?
Only one, unless it's a blowout and then the whole team shows up!



What does OU and marijuana have in common?
They both get smoked in bowl!!!



Does anyone know how to make Oklahoma Sooner cookies?
Put them in a huge bowl and beat them for 60 minutes.



What is the difference between Frosted Flakes and OU football?
Frosted Flakes always performs well in a big bowl!

[bullets13]

What's the difference between OU fans and a hair comb?

hair combs usually have all their teeth.

[WeedBegone]

Thanksgiving is almost upon us----perghaps we should share with each other something we are thankful for..........so who wants to go first?  ;D

[Guest GCMPats]

[quote name="WeedBegone" post="713129" timestamp="1258745182"]
Thanksgiving is almost upon us----perghaps we should share with each other something we are thankful for..........so who wants to go first?  ;D
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My family is just so thankful that [size=16pt]OU Sucks![/size]

[Mr. Buddy Garrity]

just a reminder  ;)

[Gabe]

It has been since Nov. 29, scooter do the honors......

[EAGLE07]

[quote name="Gabe" post="727159" timestamp="1260392485"]
It has been since Nov. 29, scooter do the honors......
[/quote]

Gabe....we must be on the same page.
I just getting ready to post on this thread...for it's been awhile.  :o
I'll wait for Scooter to do the honors.

[elhector1]

Since I am an El Pasoan, I will chime in...

OU sucks so much they will suck the sunshine out of the Sun Bowl.  They will cause an international incident when they suck the border between the US and Mexico away, and cause Chihuahua to become the 51st state.  Even the little dudes in the mercados of Juarez are saying..."Oh Joo?...they're the ones that suck, huh?"

[Keyser Soze]

                           [move] [size=50pt][i][b]OU SUCKS!!! More Than Suckin Is Allowed[/b][/i][/size][/move]

[JohnnyT60]

[size=60pt]OU Sucks more than they have in a long time!!!
Now that is Hilarious!!!![/size]