Baldwin88 Posted November 18, 2008 Report Share Posted November 18, 2008 This is probably the best headline I ever saw for high school football. I played football for Ottawa Univ. in Kansas and two local high schools battled one Friday night. West Seaman Devils ( I Think) and the "Can't remember" TROJANS. Anyway the headline the next morning read: "Seaman rips through Trojan Defense." ;D You know the editor had a smile on his face for quite a while. Here's my try. Bruins whip the dickens out of Dickenson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grizzly62 Posted November 18, 2008 Report Share Posted November 18, 2008 Electrian called after score board malfunction, announcers unable to get home side score to go higher than visitors at LCM stadium!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRef Posted November 18, 2008 Report Share Posted November 18, 2008 Nederland wins and Wareall Grogan announces he will reign in the Southland Conference after a 500 yard game against Magnolia. Central puts 56 on the board other team forgets to bring their run defence! Bruins run game just keeps on rolling as they put 8 TD's on the scoreboard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucof2010 Posted November 18, 2008 Report Share Posted November 18, 2008 BEAUMONT CENTRALS HALFTIME SHOW PROVEN TO BE LEADING FACTOR IN TEENAGE PREGNANCIES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newtonjb Posted November 18, 2008 Report Share Posted November 18, 2008 BUCS DECIDED TO EAT EAGLE FOR DINNER FRI. NIGHT INSTEAD OF CROW. EC WINS IN LAST MINUTE VICTORY. :o ;D ;D East Chambers Fan BUC EM UP Found Crying Outside Stadium After Reality Sets In [move]Eagles Win Again[/move] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newtonjb Posted November 18, 2008 Report Share Posted November 18, 2008 BUCS DECIDED TO EAT EAGLE FOR DINNER FRI. NIGHT INSTEAD OF CROW. EC WINS IN LAST MINUTE VICTORY. :o ;D ;D East Chambers Fan BUC EM UP Found Crying Outside Stadium After Reality Sets In [move]Eagles Win Again[/move] The Devil Made Me Do It Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUC EM UP Posted November 18, 2008 Report Share Posted November 18, 2008 BUCS DECIDED TO EAT EAGLE FOR DINNER FRI. NIGHT INSTEAD OF CROW. EC WINS IN LAST MINUTE VICTORY. :o ;D ;D East Chambers Fan BUC EM UP Found Crying Outside Stadium After Reality Sets In [move]Eagles Win Again[/move] The Devil Made Me Do It come on!! why you gotta pick on the new guy?? ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BMTSoulja1 Posted November 19, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 Jags knock down Lockharts 'locked' door Ned Bulldogs Grogan took a bite out of Magnolia Bulldog's hide! Too much A.J. Dugat...Not enough for Elgin to win Dickinson Gators have a game plan for Michael, C. Louis throws for 350 yards in route from Bruins Jag halftime show starts 10 minutes late so that 'the faint of heart' can hit the facilities and concessions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BMTSoulja1 Posted November 19, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 Kirbeyville wacks Anahuac upside the head Big purple eagle seen carrying a Bucaneer back to his ship Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serpentor Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 WOS GETS UPSET!!!!!! In the first half then score 35 unanswered Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GUNHO Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 This is probably the best headline I ever saw for high school football. I played football for Ottawa Univ. in Kansas and two local high schools battled one Friday night. West Seaman Devils ( I Think) and the "Can't remember" TROJANS. Anyway the headline the next morning read: "Seaman rips through Trojan Defense." ;D You know the editor had a smile on his face for quite a while. Here's my try. Bruins whip the dickens out of Dickenson. Thank you.I just spit coffee all over my computor ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rykerx144 Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 BEAUMONT CENTRALS HALFTIME SHOW PROVEN TO BE LEADING FACTOR IN TEENAGE PREGNANCIES now thats funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newtonjb Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 BUCS DECIDED TO EAT EAGLE FOR DINNER FRI. NIGHT INSTEAD OF CROW. EC WINS IN LAST MINUTE VICTORY. :o ;D ;D East Chambers Fan BUC EM UP Found Crying Outside Stadium After Reality Sets In [move]Eagles Win Again[/move] The Devil Made Me Do It come on!! why you gotta pick on the new guy?? ;) Because Opportunity Only Opens A Limited Number Of Doors In This Life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joharr73 Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 West Hardin Oilers smash Bremond and are now projected to win Div-II 1A Finals!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liltex Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 Wildcat's spotted fleeing Dayton area headed in the direction of Kirbyville,as thunder of hooves means stampede is coming.Bruins having upcoming Gator fest in beaumont.Central claws the heart out of Lockhart.Lock prices fall.Nederland Dawgs send magnolia gift certificate for dog spa @ Pet's smart to heal the bruises.WOS mustangs continue to stomp everybody in it's path,history keeps rollin.White buffalo appears 2 weeks in a row,Crosby moves to rd.#3 bluebell ice cream moves creamery there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Majestyk Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 The Woodlands, Tx (AP) West Orange-Stark swarms Hornets. Caldwell's switch to spread offense in 2nd half proves unsuccessful. Coach accuses WO-S of having 15 defenders on field, slow motion replays show 11. After game WO-S fans donate state of the art drawing board for Hornet staff to go back to. WO-S agrees to foot bill for steam cleaning artificial turf at Woodforest Stadium. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucof2010 Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 The Woodlands, Tx (AP) West Orange-Stark swarms Hornets. Caldwell's switch to spread offense in 2nd half proves unsuccessful. Coach accuses WO-S of having 15 defenders on field, slow motion replays show 11. After game WO-S fans donate state of the art drawing board for Hornet staff to go back to. WO-S agrees to foot bill for steam cleaning artificial turf at Woodforest Stadium. Your not a WOS fan are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BMTSoulja1 Posted November 19, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 Wildcat's spotted fleeing Dayton area headed in the direction of Kirbyville,as thunder of hooves means stampede is coming.Bruins having upcoming Gator fest in beaumont.Central claws the heart out of Lockhart.Lock prices fall.Nederland Dawgs send magnolia gift certificate for dog spa @ Pet's smart to heal the bruises.WOS mustangs continue to stomp everybody in it's path,history keeps rollin.White buffalo appears 2 weeks in a row,Crosby moves to rd.#3 bluebell ice cream moves creamery there. :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beastman1652 Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 TOUPS GRAPHICS FEARLESS PREDICTIONS chokes on deep fried crow due to the Crosby vs Brenham prediction! ;D ;D ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HDBobcats9 Posted November 20, 2008 Report Share Posted November 20, 2008 Panthers are snake-bit at Rattler Stadium. Hull-Daisetta pulls off the upset!! Hull-Daisetta - 22 Mart - 15 Panthers claw their way to a victory in cat-fight. Kirbyville Shocked!! Anahauc -36 Kirbyville - 29 Anahauc's annual Gator Fest, cancelled by Hurricane Ike actually took place yesterday in Baytown at Stallworth Stadium. Bruins Prevail!! West Brook - 38 Dickenson - 20 Two seperate reports of wild horse stampede's in The Woodlands and Dayton. Broncos and Mustangs ride to Victory!! Dayton - 32 Elgin - 15 West Orange Stark - 35 Caldwell - 8 Reports of Massacre at Indian Stadium. Few Oilers survive Bremond onslaught. Bremond - 48 West Hardin - 20 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rapayne Posted November 20, 2008 Report Share Posted November 20, 2008 Giant turnout of Dayton and Elgin fans dressed in purple, or largest gay pride rally ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrUmp1 Posted November 20, 2008 Report Share Posted November 20, 2008 Ump Tired After Going To Too Many Ballgames, Stays Home Sunday Spending Quality Time With Wife. ( Except during Cowboy Game ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snafu Posted November 20, 2008 Report Share Posted November 20, 2008 : 8) ;D CHILD ABUSE CHARGES FILED AGAINST BRUINS FOR BEATING DICKENS SON SOULJA HAS PERMANENT SMILE ON FACE AS JAGS CLAW THEIR WAY THROUGH PLAYOFFS!!! REBELS MAKE TOMATO PASTE OUT OF NORMANGEE IN TOMATO BOWL!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucof2010 Posted November 21, 2008 Report Share Posted November 21, 2008 LUMBERTON BRINGS SWAT TEAM TO HELP WIN POST GAME FIGHT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JoesBros Posted November 21, 2008 Report Share Posted November 21, 2008 Ump Tired After Going To Too Many Ballgames, Stays Home Sunday Spending Quality Time With Wife. ( Except during Cowboy Game ) Local "piratefan" gets jealous of local ump for taking his broadcast seat at Stallworth. Then accuses broadcast partner of cheating on him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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