Breaking News : New Coach named at Memorial

[adminbaberuth]

Port Arthur News

New athletic director Andrew Boutte has chosen a replacement for Coach Ronnie Thompson in a sudden move, the News has learn.

With so many openings lately, ie LCM, PNG and probably more to come, Coach Boutte  grab a talent that is unmatched by local standards in former great gridiron star and internet guru, SFA85. " We have a great nucleus coming back and I look forward to this opportunity" SFA85 said.

The only stipulation SFA85 has requested from the Memorial school board is bringing his offensive coordinator, Scooter.

"We go back a long time and I trust Scooter" SFA85.

   

[Lazeek]

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :D :D

[BMTSoulja1]

:D :D :D :D :D

[outanup]

Now thats a good one.!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bigdog]

Thats funny.  Will Boute be the HC too?  or will he interview other canidates?

[Lazeek]

That would be some big ol coaching shirts that PA would have to order. ;D ;D ;D

[raideroldtimer]

MORE BREAKING NEWS!!

In a stunning move, SFA85 has stipulated in his new multi-hundred dollar contract with PAM, that the team should now be known as the Bumbling Yellow Eagles in honor of the former schools which make up PAM. It is said that the school board will vote on this as soon as their bank accounts are updated.

[SFA85]

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Change is coming to PAISD baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

First order of business.  Convince the board that I, SFA 85 can be the AD as well

2nd run ever coach from Varsity to middle school off the coaching roster....

3rd.  Install the Georgia Tech option and the 3-4 defense

More changes coming soon.

P. S.  I laughed my ass off when I saw this thread.....

[EX-Ceauxch]

If we lose our job SFA85 can you name me the DC????

[LHSALLZONE]

NEWS FLASH[glow=red,2,300][/glow] EX -CEAUXCH U HAVE BEEN NAMED AD & HEAD COACH

SKIPPER WILL BE SPECIAL TTEAMS COACH & COACH MOODY IS YOUR PR GUY

[SFA85]

I heard about the letter from Purvis Ex, but you should be okay but if I were the HC, you have to run the 3-4 eventhough you don't like it as a prerequisite(sp) for employment.....

[EX-Ceauxch]

If I have DE like I did at WB I'll do it!!!!

[Guest rykerx144]

hey guys I know its early, but if you need a guy to coach the water boys let me know, I have a heck of a resume and alot of experience as a water boy

[SFA85]

If I have DE like I did at WB I'll do it!!!!

We would raid the basketball team.  We wouldn't limit the kids to just 1 sport so look out for some 6' 2" to 6' 5" 9 Techs.....

[EX-Ceauxch]

YEP! I could make it work!!

[SFA85]

My Coaching Philosophy goes as follows:

We play downhill---both sides of the ball

We refer to the Spread as 'Sissy Ball' and will attack it as such

We hit that iron as if our lives depend on it.

No excusses when it comes to Acedemics:  If you can read and watch film, you can study and excell in the class room.  It's all repetition

[Mr. Buddy Garrity]

Port Arthur News

New athletic director Andrew Boutte has chosen a replacement for Coach Ronnie Thompson in a sudden move, the News has learn.

With so many openings lately, ie LCM, PNG and probably more to come, Coach Boutte  grab a talent that is unmatched by local standards in former great gridiron star and internet guru, SFA85. " We have a great nucleus coming back and I look forward to this opportunity" SFA85 said.

The only stipulation SFA85 has requested from the Memorial school board is bringing his offensive coordinator, Scooter.

"We go back a long time and I trust Scooter" SFA85.

   

were running the option attack    hello georgia tech  ;D

[BMTSoulja1]

85 is the man.  Hire me to be the 'hype man'!    I'll get those boys fired up to play anyone!  ;D ;D ;D ;D

[SFA85]

I'll be my own hype but I do suffer from sinus problems in November so I'll call on you and others to get the kids minds right...

[EX-Ceauxch]

SFA85, Stowers did offer me the secondary position before I took a job at the Brook. So maybe if we have these cuts over here he will offer me again. Since i don't currently have a contract.

[Guest rykerx144]

just dont build a new stadium....cause apparently if u have a losing season after you build a new stadium they will find a new coach and you be left just babysitting the new stadium!!!

[EX-Ceauxch]

rykerx144 that is a good one.  ;D ;D ;D

But they do need a new one!!!

And I'm sure that SFA85 would offer Hampshire the Athletic Complex coordinator!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D

The University of Phoenix does offer a degree in that I think!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[SFA85]

rykerx144 that is a good one.  ;D ;D ;D

But they do need a new one!!!

And I'm sure that SFA85 would offer Hampshire the Athletic Complex coordinator!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D

The University of Phoenix does offer a degree in that I think!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Not a darn thing wrong with PU.  I think they have their name on one of the bowls.  I guess the only sponsor not tied to Wall Street.

Anyway, don't need a new stadium.  Some field turf maybe because the score board is the best(yes I said it) in the Golden Traiangle.  Who needs a band when you have that sound system...

[EX-Ceauxch]

Your rite. Nuttin rong wit the Univsty of Phinox. I was thinkn of gettn my Mastres in Athlitk Complx Corninator degre from their!!

[SFA85]

Your rite. Nuttin rong wit the Univsty of Phinox. I was thinkn of gettn my Mastres in Athlitk Complx Corninator degre from their!!

Now that's funny  :D