Monday Night Raw On SI FI For One Week

[KFDM COOP]

USA Network will have tennis Monday night so Raw will be on SI FI this week.

[SETXsports Broadcaster]

this should be a really interesting one....I wonder if mankind...eh I meen Foley will go nuts. and if R-rated will get tossed somewhere besides the harbor these are things real men want to know

[Guest Diva]

You two crack me up!! However, I certainly would choose pro wrestling over tennis any day!

[SETXsports Broadcaster]

ahhh come on Diva....I could be the Rated-G superstar I would surely have a chance at the WWE womens championship....If I cheated... my closing move would be the BOUDAN BUSTER :shock: :shock:

[KFDM COOP]

[Guest Diva]

ahhh come on Diva....I could be the Rated-G superstar I would surely have a chance at the WWE womens championship....If I cheated... my closing move would be the BOUDAN BUSTER :shock: :shock:

I suppose you'd open with the "Wheaties Crunch Down"? And somewhere along the way you'd use the good ol' "Roadkill Roulette", huh?

[SETXsports Broadcaster]

My opening music would be Hank Williams song "Big Mamou" and my moves would be the Cajun Crunch,, the Cotten Eye Poke,, and my gimmick would be I would always carry a dead opossum in my pocket

and of course I would have to have Mayor Negin from New Orleans as a manager cause he makes all the right decisions...Now I just need a Diva :shock: :shock: :shock: 8) 8)

[KFDM COOP]

He's pretty popular right now isn't he???

[Guest Diva]

...LOL...I really don't think I'm the Diva for your act. The closest I come to wrestling is battling other women at the Dillard's clearance rack!

[SETXsports Broadcaster]

hey your move could be the DIVA DILLARD DUMP....yeah Coop ol' Negin is real popular with the people plus I need someone to hold the dead oppossum while I am in the squard circle :shock:

[Guest Diva]

OK, I'll consider it, but only if COOP can join our act too!! Come on COOP, whatcha' think?

[KFDM COOP]

:shock: Join what????

[SETXsports Broadcaster]

I am joining the WWE as the Rated-G superstar, and Diva is going to hold the dead oppossum (my gimmick) while I wrestle....then if I start loosing she will hit my opponent with the oppossum punch and they will pass out and I will win :shock: :shock: :shock:

[Guest Diva]

Newton's big new wrestling act! He's so convincing that he's almost talked me into it...and I hate wrestling!! :?

[Guest Diva]

Now wait a minute, hold on here. I never agreed to hold a dead animal. EEEWWWW! I'm a Diva, I can't be seen doing that! :roll:

[SETXsports Broadcaster]

you could be my tag team partner......Wrestling Weather Man.....you could forcast them into submission, your music could be that classic song

"Raindrops keep falling on my head" :shock:

[KFDM COOP]

[Guest Diva]

No, he could use the Stevie Ray Vaughn classic, "Texas Flood". :wink:

[SETXsports Broadcaster]

or another classic "riders in the storm" you could wear thunderstorm blue spandex trunks..... :shock: Man I just scared myself

[Guest Diva]

Good Night Gentlemen. I'm going to get my Diva Sleep.

[SETXsports Broadcaster]

good nite diva make sure you put the oppossum up please

[Champion]

Chris Masters lost a bunch of weight!

[SETXsports Broadcaster]

I noticed that , almost didnt recognize him when he was coming down :shock:

[KFDM COOP]

:shock: I did to.