Guest JoesBros Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 Im getting ready to find some single ladies on Valentines Night and my buddies say they will buy me drinks if I get my face slapped lol. I need some cheesey pick up lines I have two already I want to watch tv,play with your boobs,and go to sleep your ugly but you intrigue me good enough? or does anyone have any suggestions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucof2010 Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 Come back again in about 2 beers and you may have a date girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AggiesAreWe Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 The greatest pickup line ever is: "Excuse me, did I just puke on your shoes?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YankeeDawg Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 I personally use ones off this list... This is the hidden content, please Sign In or Sign Up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullets13 Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 was you're daddy a thief? because you look like white trash, and that's what they do? did it hurt? when? when you shoved your head up that goat's ass. can i call you sometime? no? that's cool, i didn't figure you could afford a phone anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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