As I get ready to go out tonight...............

[Guest JoesBros]

Im getting ready to find some single ladies on Valentines Night and my buddies say they will buy me drinks if I get my face slapped lol. I need some cheesey pick up lines I have two already

I want to watch tv,play with your boobs,and go to sleep

your ugly but you intrigue me

good enough? or does anyone have any suggestions?

[Bucof2010]

Come back again in about 2 beers and you may have a date girl.

[AggiesAreWe]

The greatest pickup line ever is:

"Excuse me, did I just puke on your shoes?"

[YankeeDawg]

I personally use ones off this list...

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[bullets13]

was you're daddy a thief?  because you look like white trash, and that's what they do?

did it hurt? when?  when you shoved your head up that goat's ass.

can i call you sometime?  no?  that's cool, i didn't figure you could afford a phone anyway.