Astros players over/under for the season

[bobcatfan]

I always like to set lines for over/under for fun.  My friend and I were talking about over/under for the Astros players for the season, and i thought i'd give yall some stats and you can either say over or under for each one.  Heres the lines i set for some of the players, some of them are for fun.

Roy Oswalt

15 wins

3.50 era

Wandy Rodriguez

13 wins

3.90 era

Mike Hampton

4.20 era

Jose Valverde

37 saves

7 blown saves

Latroy Hawkins

6 saves

Lance Berkman

30 home runs

105 rbis

Carlos Lee

32 home runs

110 rbis

number of flyballs he doesnt catch that the average outfielder would- 50

Miguel Tejada

12 home runs

number of times during the season you say "Everett wouldve gotten that ball" - 20

his actual age- 38

Hunter Pence

27 home runs

55 walks

3 hot girlfriends during the season

Pudge

.250 avg

12 home runs

Michael Bourn

.265 avg

52 steals

Kaz Matsui

125 games played

25 steals

.5 anal fissures

Over/under when Cecil Cooper realized Keppinger is better than Blum - all star break

(Jim Deshaies)JD's jokes during astros games- 1000

[Guest astrosfan75956]

Roy Oswalt

15 wins------ under

3.50 era----------over

Wandy Rodriguez

13 wins------------ over

3.90 era----------over

Mike Hampton

4.20 era -------push

Jose Valverde

37 saves------- under

7 blown saves---over

Latroy Hawkins

6 saves----over

Lance Berkman

30 home runs------under

105 rbis-----under

Carlos Lee

32 home runs---over

110 rbis---over

number of flyballs he doesnt catch that the average outfielder would- 50--way over

Miguel Tejada

12 home runs--over

number of times during the season you say "Everett wouldve gotten that ball" - 20 ---way over

his actual age- 38----push

Hunter Pence

27 home runs---push

55 walks--under

3 hot girlfriends during the season-- way over, hes a babe magnet

Pudge

.250 avg--under

12 home runs--under

Michael Bourn

.265 avg--push

52 steals---under

Kaz Matsui

125 games played--under

25 steals--under

.5 anal fissures-- way over

Over/under when Cecil Cooper realized Keppinger is better than Blum - all star break--- hopefully well under

(Jim Deshaies)JD's jokes during astros games- 1000--way over

[Chazz Reinhold]

Roy Oswalt

15 wins ------------------over

3.50 era -----------------under

Wandy Rodriguez

13 wins-------------------over

3.90 era------------------under

Mike Hampton

4.20 era------------------push

Jose Valverde

37 saves-----------------push

7 blown saves------------over

Latroy Hawkins

6 saves------------------over

Lance Berkman

30 home runs-------------over

105 rbis------------------under

Carlos Lee

32 home runs-------------over

110 rbis------------------over

number of flyballs he doesnt catch that the average outfielder would- 50 -------under

Miguel Tejada

12 home runs-------------push

number of times during the season you say "Everett wouldve gotten that ball" - 20---------under

his actual age- 38--------under

Hunter Pence

27 home runs-------------push

55 walks-----------------under

3 hot girlfriends during the season--------over

Pudge

.250 avg------------------over

12 home runs-------------over

Michael Bourn

.265 avg-------------------over

52 steals-------------------push

Kaz Matsui

125 games played-----------over

25 steals--------------------under

.5 anal fissures--------------over

Over/under when Cecil Cooper realized Keppinger is better than Blum - all star break-------over

(Jim Deshaies)JD's jokes during astros games- 1000-------over

but then again im an optimist.

[AJ25]

Roy Oswalt

15 wins------ under

3.50 era----------over

Wandy Rodriguez

13 wins------------ over

3.90 era----------over

Mike Hampton

4.20 era ------- slightly over

Jose Valverde

37 saves------- under

7 blown saves---over

Latroy Hawkins

6 saves----over

Lance Berkman

30 home runs------ over

105 rbis----- over

Carlos Lee

32 home runs---over

110 rbis---over

number of flyballs he doesnt catch that the average outfielder would- 50-- under. very small left field

Miguel Tejada

12 home runs--over

number of times during the season you say "Everett wouldve gotten that ball" - 20 ---way over

his actual age- 38----push

Hunter Pence

27 home runs--- under

55 walks--under

3 hot girlfriends during the season-- way over, my girlfriend payed zero attention to me at the game a few nights back. we had seats right on the right field foul line.. she did get his attention a few times though lol

Pudge

.250 avg-- over

12 home runs-- over

Michael Bourn

.265 avg--push

52 steals---under

Kaz Matsui

125 games played--under

25 steals--under

.5 anal fissures-- way over

Over/under when Cecil Cooper realized Keppinger is better than Blum - all star break--- hopefully well under. he needs to play 2nd base and keep blum at 3rd!

(Jim Deshaies)JD's jokes during astros games- 1000--way over

[Ty Cobb]

Roy Oswalt

15 wins-UNDER

3.50 era-OVER

Wandy Rodriguez

13 wins-OVER

3.90 era-OVER

Mike Hampton

4.20 era-OVER

Jose Valverde

37 saves-UNDER

7 blown saves-OVER

Latroy Hawkins

6 saves-OVER

Lance Berkman

30 home runs-UNDER

105 rbis-UNDER

Carlos Lee

32 home runs-OVER

110 rbis-UNDER

number of flyballs he doesnt catch that the average outfielder would- 50-OVER

Miguel Tejada

12 home runs-OVER

number of times during the season you say "Everett wouldve gotten that ball" - 20-UNDER

his actual age- 38-OVER

Hunter Pence

27 home runs-UNDER

55 walks-UNDER (The offense is so bad the opponents will not pitch around him)

3 hot girlfriends during the season-UNDER

Pudge

.250 avg-OVER

12 home runs-OVER

Michael Bourn

.265 avg-OVER

52 steals-UNDER

Kaz Matsui

125 games played-UNDER

25 steals-OVER

.5 anal fissures-NO IDEA

Over/under when Cecil Cooper realized Keppinger is better than Blum - all star break(He better hurry up on this one because Blum SUCKS!!!)

Disclaimer:  I'm a RANGERS and Cubs fan that only watches the astors when one of the before mentioned is not on TV. 

[AJ25]

Updated through June 21

Roy Oswalt

15 Wins- UNDER

3.50 ERA- OVER

Wandy Rodriguez

13 Wins- EVEN

3.90 ERA- UNDER

Mike Hampton

4.20 ERA- OVER

10 Wins- OVER

Jose Valverde

37 Saves- UNDER

7 Blown Saves- UNDER

Latroy Hawkins

6 Saves- OVER (already at 9)

Lance Berkman

30 Homeruns- OVER

105 RBIS- UNDER

Carlos Lee

32 Homeruns- UNDER

110 RBIS- UNDER

Number of flyballs he doesn't catch that the average outfielder would- 50 - OVER

Miguel Tejada

12 Homeruns- OVER

Number of times during the season that you say, "Everett would've gotten that ball." - 20- UNDER

His actual age - 38 - EVEN

Hunter Pence

27 Homeruns- UNDER

55 Walks- OVER

3 Hot girlfriends during the season- UNDER

Pudge

.250 AVG- OVER

12 Homeruns- OVER

Michael Bourn

.265 Avg- OVER

52 Steals- UNDER

Kaz Matsui

125 Games Played- UNDER

25 Steals- UNDER

Over/Under when Cecil Cooper will realize the Keppinger is better then Blum (All-Star Break)- Not too sure Keppinger is better. Blum is off to a solid start.