Wednesday: a topper of a pun

[East TX]

Two hats were found hanging on a hat rack in the hallway, One hat said to the other,

You stay here; I'll go on a head........

I will tip my hat to that....

and with all that I think I'll scat....

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Just a little add on for a joke....

An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy which required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers exited, smile, and give them a 'Thanks for flying our airline.'  He said that, in light of his bad landing, he had a hard time looking the passengers in the eye, thinking that someone would have a smart comment.  Finally everyone had gotten off except for a little old lady walking with a cane. 

She said, 'Sir, do you mind if I ask you a question?'

'Why, no, Ma'am,' said the pilot. 'What is it?'

The little old lady said, 'Did we land, or were we shot down?'