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        The poet had written better poems, but he'd also written verse.

Tennis players don't marry because Love means Nothing to them.

During an earthquake in California a bank went into default.

Don't expect to eat something fancy when you're flying because it's plane food.

How do farmers make crop circles? With a protractor. :o

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A little bonus today...

'If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.'

-Mark Twain

:o

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        The poet had written better poems, but he'd also written verse.

Tennis players don't marry because Love means Nothing to them.

During an earthquake in California a bank went into default.

Don't expect to eat something fancy when you're flying because it's plane food.

How do farmers make crop circles? With a protractor. :o

Not bad...not bad at all.  ;D

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