East TX Posted August 24, 2009 Report Posted August 24, 2009 Every calendar's days are numbered.... I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'.... He had a photographic memory that was never developed.... I used to be a tap dancer until I fell in the sink. A criminal's best asset is his lie ability
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