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        Every calendar's days are numbered....

I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'....

He had a photographic memory that was never developed....

        I used to be a tap dancer until I fell in the sink.

A criminal's best asset is his lie ability

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