Saturday: puns, sports buffet!

[East TX]

    * The illegal touchdown pass was quite offensive.

    * The current single-season home-run champion would never invest in baseball cards. Everyone know that Barry Bonds.

    * This version of the paralympics does not allow competitors to compete who have already had their severed arms and legs reattached. This is only the pre-limbs.

    * Take a Karate class—just for kicks.

    * The crustacean had trouble throwing the ball long distances. He was just a lobster.

    * I can't chew gum while batting, for in stance.

    * On windy days, the basketball player's hair blew to-and-fro.

    * The disciplined archers stood in a row.     

[EAGLE07]

only the pre-limbs  :o :o