BMTSoulja1 Posted August 31, 2009 Report Posted August 31, 2009 Alright. Let's get the season started off right.... Keith 'Roach' O'neal runs wild on WB defense. Central wins. Stump quoted as saying he forgot to call the Orkin man... Earl Heinz (sp) records 20 tackles 5 sacks to beat Ozen. 'X-Box' Kenny Threw a parade on proctor street in P.A. to Celebrate the victory with players. (front page of the 'Beaumont Suprise' ) : PN-G Beats Crosby!! Media and fans swarm field house to get audigraph from ex-Odessa Permian coach. Vidor do good in their warmup with a pop warner team from St. Thomas... Cougar carcus seen on train tracks. Reports have confirmed that the L-train was seen in the area... Dan Hooks was repremended for breaking the mercy rule on some crosstown team. They refused to shake the Mustang players hand after the game...
shorttexas1 Posted August 31, 2009 Report Posted August 31, 2009 The L-Train was the coolest (is that a word?) one!! Bear Cubs Get Caught in the Cage with Ferocious Jaguars. The Power Shifts in Beaumont!!! Yawn!!! Vidor Wins! Who Let the Dogs Out??? Because They Became Wildcat Dinner!! Kirbyville Victorious! Looks like Dayton's Rebuilding Project had a Solid Foundation and Friendswood's Crumbled!!!
Guest rykerx144 Posted August 31, 2009 Report Posted August 31, 2009 New Polls out today! and Vidor ranked #1 among Texas private schools! Jasper's Coach Bickham walks off the field in defeat, and ask his Sup, Who made this schedule anyway?? PNG hosts "after game dinner reception" and Coach Faircloth feeds 5000 with five loafs and two fish! Coach Hooks offers classes on "how to deal with losing a coordinator at an old age" and no one showed up but Barbay.!!
NDNWarrior Posted August 31, 2009 Report Posted August 31, 2009 New Polls out today! and Vidor ranked #1 among Texas private schools! Jasper's Coach Bickham walks off the field in defeat, and ask his Sup, Who made this schedule anyway?? PNG hosts "after game dinner reception" and Coach Faircloth feeds 5000 with five loafs and two fish! Coach Hooks offers classes on "how to deal with losing a coordinator at an old age" and no one showed up but Barbay.!! Ok, that one CRACKED me up! ;D ;D ;D
BMTSoulja1 Posted August 31, 2009 Author Report Posted August 31, 2009 New Polls out today! and Vidor ranked #1 among Texas private schools! Jasper's Coach Bickham walks off the field in defeat, and ask his Sup, Who made this schedule anyway?? PNG hosts "after game dinner reception" and Coach Faircloth feeds 5000 with five loafs and two fish! Coach Hooks offers classes on "how to deal with losing a coordinator at an old age" and no one showed up but Barbay.!! :o :D
justafan1 Posted August 31, 2009 Report Posted August 31, 2009 Souring Eagles devour Lion pride. Woodville grocery stores not posting new deli banners which say "Lion the other white meat"
Guest rykerx144 Posted August 31, 2009 Report Posted August 31, 2009 Jaspers Coach Bickham tries to avoid the sequel to "How to lose your Job in ten games!"
venom33 Posted August 31, 2009 Report Posted August 31, 2009 coach hooks and the mustangs kick lcm in the crouch! :
WeedBegone Posted August 31, 2009 Report Posted August 31, 2009 BEAUMONT ENTERPRISE SPORTS HEADLINES BIG NIGHT FOR AREA FOOTBALL TEAMS --check our web site for results because we go to bed early BEAUMONT BOWL TROPHY MISSING---rumored to be an inside job
Gabe Posted August 31, 2009 Report Posted August 31, 2009 coach hooks and the mustangs kick lcm in the crouch! : Can I use that one? LOL
Guest EagleFan01 Posted August 31, 2009 Report Posted August 31, 2009 EAGLES SOAR AS BUCS WALK THE PLANK!!!!!!
AggiesAreWe Posted August 31, 2009 Report Posted August 31, 2009 " WOS wins a "closer than normal one" over LCM!!" (Hooks instructs a couple of the "homers" to get out their excuse books) "West Brook eeks out a win over the Jaguars on controversial call late in game" (BMTSoulja seen running across field chasing after officials)
BMTSoulja1 Posted August 31, 2009 Author Report Posted August 31, 2009 " WOS wins a "closer than normal one" over LCM!!" (Hooks instructs a couple of the "homers" to get out their excuse books) "West Brook eeks out a win over the Jaguars on controversial call late in game" (BMTSoulja seen running across field chasing after officials) :D
Guest rykerx144 Posted August 31, 2009 Report Posted August 31, 2009 Beaumont Enterprise Sports Headline: Friday night scores and your local football news: Central at WB (waiting on AP wire) WOS at LCM (waiting on AP wire) Jasper at Kirbyville (waiting on AP wire)..... etc.... etc.... etc....
Javelina Posted September 1, 2009 Report Posted September 1, 2009 All of these on the front page with the last being on the bottom West Brook beats Central in a OT thriller WOS runs all over hapless LC-M Ozen squeeks out of PA with win We think there were a few other games played last night but we didnt really care to check
vp93 Posted September 1, 2009 Report Posted September 1, 2009 Cougar carcus seen on train tracks. Reports have confirmed that the L-train was seen in the area... Isn't Lumberton playing the Barbers Hill Eagles?
BMTSoulja1 Posted September 1, 2009 Author Report Posted September 1, 2009 Cougar carcus seen on train tracks. Reports have confirmed that the L-train was seen in the area... Isn't Lumberton playing the Barbers Hill Eagles? My bad. I don't know why I thought Lumberton play Crosby...
Tiger90 Posted September 1, 2009 Report Posted September 1, 2009 Examiner exclusive......canned nacho cheese in the concession stand isn't real cheese. : The Beaumont papers are a joke.
Guest JoesBros Posted September 1, 2009 Report Posted September 1, 2009 Examiner exclusive......canned nacho cheese in the concession stand isn't real cheese. : The Beaumont papers are a joke.
venom33 Posted September 1, 2009 Report Posted September 1, 2009 coach hooks and the mustangs kick lcm in the crouch! : Can I use that one? LOL of course! ;D
maverick Posted September 1, 2009 Report Posted September 1, 2009 New Polls out today! and Vidor ranked #1 among Texas private schools! Jasper's Coach Bickham walks off the field in defeat, and ask his Sup, Who made this schedule anyway?? PNG hosts "after game dinner reception" and Coach Faircloth feeds 5000 with five loafs and two fish! Coach Hooks offers classes on "how to deal with losing a coordinator at an old age" and no one showed up but Barbay.!! LMAO! These are all classics!
Guest ECBucFan Posted September 1, 2009 Report Posted September 1, 2009 PNG hosts "after game dinner reception" and Coach Faircloth feeds 5000 with five loafs and two fish! Thats one of the 10 best all-time quotes in the history of SETXSports! ;D
Long Tall Texan Posted September 1, 2009 Report Posted September 1, 2009 New Polls out today! and Vidor ranked #1 among Texas private schools! Jasper's Coach Bickham walks off the field in defeat, and ask his Sup, Who made this schedule anyway?? PNG hosts "after game dinner reception" and Coach Faircloth feeds 5000 with five loafs and two fish! Coach Hooks offers classes on "how to deal with losing a coordinator at an old age" and no one showed up but Barbay.!! That is awesome! All of it.
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