FritoBandito Posted September 2, 2009 Report Posted September 2, 2009 New Polls out today! and Vidor ranked #1 among Texas private schools! Jasper's Coach Bickham walks off the field in defeat, and ask his Sup, Who made this schedule anyway?? PNG hosts "after game dinner reception" and Coach Faircloth feeds 5000 with five loafs and two fish! Coach Hooks offers classes on "how to deal with losing a coordinator at an old age" and no one showed up but Barbay.!! Now that is funny
FritoBandito Posted September 2, 2009 Report Posted September 2, 2009 Beaumont Enterprise Exclusive We quit covering area football long ago. Check other local papers and websites
dat_hook_em_fan Posted September 2, 2009 Report Posted September 2, 2009 " WOS wins a "closer than normal one" over LCM!!" (Hooks instructs a couple of the "homers" to get out their excuse books) "West Brook eeks out a win over the Jaguars on controversial call late in game" (BMTSoulja seen running across field chasing after officials) :D that sounds about accurate.....another great game lets go jags........
liltex Posted September 2, 2009 Report Posted September 2, 2009 Dayton thumps Friendswood-Chron.article is all about the Mustangs-Sam recieves a gift pkg.from Daytonites full of choc.chip cookies w/ the smoothest choc.EX LAX ever made.Charmin stock jumps 10 points.Sam hooks up w/Nutisystem to get back in the game.
Majestyk Posted September 3, 2009 Report Posted September 3, 2009 Mount Belvieu, Tx (AP) In a feat worthy of "Modern Marvels", the entire Barbers Hill homeside bleacher assembly, including over 2,000 weeping, seated fans, were air-lifted to Los Angeles where their tears snuffed out some previously out-of-control wildfires in the area. The monumental lift occurred at halftime of the Barbers Hill/Lumberton game with the Raiders clinging on to a 48-0 lead. Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, who was in Sacromento at the time, heard about the gargantuan effort while listening to West Orange-Stark blow out Little Cypress-Mauriceville on a KOGT satellite feed. Despite some minor flash flooding in lower lying areas and ravines and such, the Governor had nothing but praise for the fans saying, "I was checking out the 'Stangs and Stelly was giving updates, so I knew they were getting their tails kicked, yet here they are." After all was secured the Eagle fans were immediately lifted back home and set in place just in time to see the Raiders score on a fake field goal on the last play of the game in their 82-0 win.
Eagle82 Posted September 3, 2009 Report Posted September 3, 2009 How accurate...as accurate as the Enterprise could be. One, there is no such thing as Mount Belvieu (Mont) and second, no way 48 -0 at half much less, 82 -0 at the end. Fiction...ain't it GREAT????
SgtRey Posted September 3, 2009 Report Posted September 3, 2009 BEAUMONT ENTERPRISE Bruins manhandle Jaguars...35-14..referees discover ' Soulja ' wearing number 23 !!! Soulja sentenced to three weeks of Bruin Camp!! Vidor beats St Thomas.......coach says, " We got Marshall @ Westbrook next week...can't loose our focus" Panthers and TiTAns TIE 0-0 ! ! !
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