Tuesday: Surprise, can you do a rain dance?

[East TX]

How dry is it across central and west Texas?

It's so dry in parts of Texas,

That the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling.

The Methodists are using wet-wipes.

The Presbyterians are giving out rain-checks.

And the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water.

Now, THAT'S Dry!     

I will be on vacation for a week or two, try your hand at a pun or joke. please....

[East TX]

Guess this joke was all wet!    ;D