East TX Posted August 31, 2009 Report Posted August 31, 2009 How dry is it across central and west Texas? It's so dry in parts of Texas, That the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling. The Methodists are using wet-wipes. The Presbyterians are giving out rain-checks. And the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water. Now, THAT'S Dry! I will be on vacation for a week or two, try your hand at a pun or joke. please....
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