THE PANTHER, THE JAGUAR, AND DA BEAR

[WeedBegone]

There is a legend about a panther, a jaguar, and a bear

That roams free in our city, causing many to stare

The panther gets  wounded as it awaits for health care

There are two beast remaining as they prepare for a fight

The tension keeps building upon Friday night

Ones future will be gloomy

as the others looks  bright.

;D ;D ;D

[westend1]

There is a legend about a panther, a jaguar, and a bear

That roams free in our city, causing many to stare

The panther gets  wounded as it awaits for health care

There are two beast remaining as they prepare for a fight

The tension keeps building upon Friday night

Ones future will be gloomy

as the others looks  bright.

;D ;D ;D

Don't quit your day job.            ;D

[BMTSoulja1]

Ha ha!

[SFA85]

There is a legend about a panther, a jaguar, and a bear

That roams free in our city, causing many to stare

The panther gets  wounded as it awaits for health care

There are two beast remaining as they prepare for a fight

The tension keeps building upon Friday night

Ones future will be gloomy

as the others looks  bright.

;D ;D ;D

Don't quit your day job.             ;D

But when that Bear steps out of the Zoo....

Mustangs and Tigers make it Black and Blue......

[PURPLE 4EVER]

There is a legend about a panther, a jaguar, and a bear

That roams free in our city, causing many to stare

The panther gets  wounded as it awaits for health care

There are two beast remaining as they prepare for a fight

The tension keeps building upon Friday night

Ones future will be gloomy

as the others looks  bright.

;D ;D ;D

Don't quit your day job.             ;D

But when that Bear steps out of the Zoo....

Mustangs and Tigers make it Black and Blue......

FUNNY!!!

[NDN79]

I did not realize that ther were so many creative and funny people on this board! One thing is for sure --it NEVER gets boring!!  :

[WeedBegone]

Sir Soulja

First there was three

looks like now there are two

Where does the smile go?

Is it me!!

Or is it you!!

:-\ :-\ :-\

The bear has slept all winter long,

It ate Da Panther, and da hunger drives on,

His sight are set for Friday Night,

The Jags are in for quite da fight,

Slash-dash and cut'em up,

The Bruin will kick their butt!!

;D ;D ;D

The Panther was eatin like a snack

Now thats what i'm talkin bout --- The main dish is almost ready to be served. 

[shorttexas1]

The Bear ate the panther, poor, poor cat

He figures to do the Jaguar just like that

He thinks he likes cat meat now and on a Jaguar he will be chewin'

But that that mighty Jaguar will just devour that Bruin!!!!

Then he will eat the Pirate that sails the Sabine!

Then eat a Bear cub swallowing him whole and clean!

The Raider will run for dear life but lose a limb,

And his trusty Bull Dog will get eating instead of him!

His fight with the Panther is already a "W",

And He will whip the Lion, black and blue.

The Jaguars local terror spree will end on a reservation,

Where he will maul an entire Indian Tribe without hesitation!

;D ;D

[WeedBegone]

Sir Soulja

First there was three

looks like now there are two

Where does the smile go?

Is it me!!

Or is it you!!

:-\ :-\ :-\

[SgtRey]

Sir Soulja

First there was three

looks like now there are two

Where does the smile go?

Is it me!!

Or is it you!!

:-\ :-\ :-\

The bear has slept all winter long,

It ate Da Panther, and da hunger drives on,

His sight are set for Friday Night,

The Jags are in for quite da fight,

Slash-dash and cut'em up,

The Bruin will kick their butt!!

;D ;D ;D

The Panther was eatin like a snack

[BMTSoulja1]

The Bear ate the panther, poor, poor cat

He figures to do the Jaguar just like that

He thinks he likes cat meat now and on a Jaguar he will be chewin'

But that that mighty Jaguar will just devour that Bruin!!!!

Then he will eat the Pirate that sails the Sabine!

Then eat a Bear cub swallowing him whole and clean!

The Raider will run for dear life but lose a limb,

And his trusty Bull Dog will get eating instead of him!

His fight with the Panther is already a "W",

And He will whip the Lion, black and blue.

The Jaguars local terror spree will end on a reservation,

Where he will maul an entire Indian Tribe without hesitation!

;D ;D

BAAAAAM!  ;D

[WeedBegone]

The Bear ate the panther, poor, poor cat

He figures to do the Jaguar just like that

He thinks he likes cat meat now and on a Jaguar he will be chewin'

But that that mighty Jaguar will just devour that Bruin!!!!

Then he will eat the Pirate that sails the Sabine!

Then eat a Bear cub swallowing him whole and clean!

The Raider will run for dear life but lose a limb,

And his trusty Bull Dog will get eating instead of him!

His fight with the Panther is already a "W",

And He will whip the Lion, black and blue.

The Jaguars local terror spree will end on a reservation,

Where he will maul an entire Indian Tribe without hesitation!

;D ;D

Very well written if I say so myself

Hands of our Trophy, as it is to stay on its shelf

Your words are so clever as I  read each one through

Yet one thing is missing... they are simply not true

So forgive me my friend as I get this thread back on track

You should solicit a  professional for you must be on crack.   ;D

[ozens fastest@1906]

The Bear ate the panther, poor, poor cat

He figures to do the Jaguar just like that

He thinks he likes cat meat now and on a Jaguar he will be chewin'

But that that mighty Jaguar will just devour that Bruin!!!!

Then he will eat the Pirate that sails the Sabine!

Then eat a Bear cub swallowing him whole and clean!

The Raider will run for dear life but lose a limb,

And his trusty Bull Dog will get eating instead of him!

His Cousin the Panther is already old news,

And He will whip the Lion, black and blue.

The Jaguars local terror spree will end on a reservation,

Where he will maul an entire Indian Tribe without hesitation!

;D ;D

Oh shortone such sweet mellow rhymes,

just remember that nothing really matters until district time,

yes one thing is true the bruin may have eatin a young panther whole,

but just wait a few more weeks and we shall see how it unfolds!!

One thing about our mighty Panthers,

they are very very smart,

they totally understand its about how you finish and not how you start...

 

[Long Tall Texan]

The Bear ate the panther, poor, poor cat

He figures to do the Jaguar just like that

He thinks he likes cat meat now and on a Jaguar he will be chewin'

But that that mighty Jaguar will just devour that Bruin!!!!

Then he will eat the Pirate that sails the Sabine!

Then eat a Bear cub swallowing him whole and clean!

The Raider will run for dear life but lose a limb,

And his trusty Bull Dog will get eating instead of him!

His Cousin the Panther is already old news,

And He will whip the Lion, black and blue.

The Jaguars local terror spree will end on a reservation,

Where he will maul an entire Indian Tribe without hesitation!

;D ;D

Oh shortone such sweet mellow rhymes,

just remember that nothing really matters until district time,

yes one thing is true the bruin may have eatin a young panther whole,

but just wait a few more weeks and we shall see how it unfolds!!

One thing about our mighty Panthers,

they are very very smart,

they totally understand its about how you finish and not how you start...

 

Very true! There is an interesting season ahead.

[BMTSoulja1]

The Bear ate the panther, poor, poor cat

He figures to do the Jaguar just like that

He thinks he likes cat meat now and on a Jaguar he will be chewin'

But that that mighty Jaguar will just devour that Bruin!!!!

Then he will eat the Pirate that sails the Sabine!

Then eat a Bear cub swallowing him whole and clean!

The Raider will run for dear life but lose a limb,

And his trusty Bull Dog will get eating instead of him!

His fight with the Panther is already a "W",

And He will whip the Lion, black and blue.

The Jaguars local terror spree will end on a reservation,

Where he will maul an entire Indian Tribe without hesitation!

;D ;D

Very well written if I say so myself

Hands of our Trophy, as it is to stay on its shelf

Your words are so clever as I  read each one through

Yet one thing is missing... they are simply not true

So forgive me my friend as I get this thread back on track

You should solicit a  professional for you must be on crack.   ;D

Crack is wack, is what Whitney Houston say

While the beasts from old town comes out to play

Panthers tried hard but did not prevail

but friday night, those Jags will kick some bruin tail

Friday, all you'll see is fur, teeth, and snot

Those old town beast will play football even in walmart parking lot

Come friday, many sportswriters including OLGabe

Will see them Bruins get whipped at da Babe!

[ozens fastest@1906]

The Bear ate the panther, poor, poor cat

He figures to do the Jaguar just like that

He thinks he likes cat meat now and on a Jaguar he will be chewin'

But that that mighty Jaguar will just devour that Bruin!!!!

Then he will eat the Pirate that sails the Sabine!

Then eat a Bear cub swallowing him whole and clean!

The Raider will run for dear life but lose a limb,

And his trusty Bull Dog will get eating instead of him!

His fight with the Panther is already a "W",

And He will whip the Lion, black and blue.

The Jaguars local terror spree will end on a reservation,

Where he will maul an entire Indian Tribe without hesitation!

;D ;D

Very well written if I say so myself

Hands of our Trophy, as it is to stay on its shelf

Your words are so clever as I  read each one through

Yet one thing is missing... they are simply not true

So forgive me my friend as I get this thread back on track

You should solicit a  professional for you must be on crack.   ;D

Crack is wack, is what Whitney Houston say

While the beasts from old town comes out to play

Panthers tried hard but did not prevail

but friday night, those Jags will kick some bruin tail

Friday, all you'll see is fur, teeth, and snot

Those old town beast will play football even in walmart parking lot

Come friday, many sportswriters including OLGabe

Will see them Bruins get whipped at da Babe!

Oh yes we panthers hope the old town dwelling jags prevail,

So that on Oct 23rd we can put an end to their fairybook tale,

you see about 10 yrs ago the panthers owned this town,

with the help of Coach Nelson the pear orchard will have a smile instead of frown,

order will back and blue and gold will run high,

for back in the ozen field house another play-off banner will rise to the sky,

[westend1]

There was a bear named Stump,

He kicked Ozen on the rump.

Next Central comes calling,

but they will leave bawling,

when Reyes gets loose like Forrest Gump.

copyright 2009

[shorttexas1]

Ozens reign was short live, dominant they have never been...

Ruling Beaumont is in your dreams my friend.

Those Panthers are not viscious nor or they tough,

We will beat them unconsciously like powder puffs

[SFA85]

I feel like I'm @ a poetry slam......

Good stuff from all parts of the B. M. T.

[dat_hook_em_fan]

The Bear ate the panther, poor, poor cat

He figures to do the Jaguar just like that

He thinks he likes cat meat now and on a Jaguar he will be chewin'

But that that mighty Jaguar will just devour that Bruin!!!!

Then he will eat the Pirate that sails the Sabine!

Then eat a Bear cub swallowing him whole and clean!

The Raider will run for dear life but lose a limb,

And his trusty Bull Dog will get eating instead of him!

His fight with the Panther is already a "W",

And He will whip the Lion, black and blue.

The Jaguars local terror spree will end on a reservation,

Where he will maul an entire Indian Tribe without hesitation!

;D ;D

i likes  ;D 8)

[meanjoe]

The Jaguar stadium will be left in ruins.

By a rowdy bunch of bruins.

As we leave the field and I will not lie.

Every Jaguar will begin to cry.

So my friends as time will tell.

The West brook Bruins will prevail.

[shorttexas1]

That was no poem only a nursery rhyme.

The Jags will beat the Bruins so bad it will be considered a chrime.

[shorttexas1]

The Bruins have been hard to beat as it appears

The 2009 we will awaken the fears

This is Jaguar year and it is clear

This cross-town rival will beat up on its peer.

So let loose the trophy and clear the throne!!!!

Because the Jags are coming Mr. WeedBeGone...

It will be as though the Jags are crooks,

When they take the trophy from the Brook!

I hate to do this but it will be a change of plans,

The crying will be coming from WB fans!!!

Finishing strong is what we do!!

You wanna be like us and you know it’s true!!!!

So all that rant you need to quit it!!!

When was the last time you finished strong in district?

It’s not my fault you were not chosen,

But score a point in 2009 before you speak Ozen!!!

I know that was harsh and in your face...

But you Panthers have to learn to stay in your place!

Yes I am talking to you Ozen finest

Who needs to change his name to Ozen spineless!!!

BOOO YOOOW!!!!

[ozens fastest@1906]

The Bruins have been hard to beat as it appears

The 2009 we will awaken the fears

This is Jaguar year and it is clear

This cross-town rival will beat up on its peer.

So let loose the trophy and clear the throne!!!!

Because the Jags are coming Mr. WeedBeGone...

It will be as though the Jags are crooks,

When they take the trophy from the Brook!

I hate to do this but it will be a change of plans,

The crying will be coming from WB fans!!!

Finishing strong is what we do!!

You wanna be like us and you know it’s true!!!!

So all that rant you need to quit it!!!

When was the last time you finished strong in district?

It’s not my fault you were not chosen,

But score a point in 2009 before you speak Ozen!!!

I know that was harsh and in your face...

But you Panthers have to learn to stay in your place!

Yes I am talking to you Ozen finest

Who needs to change his name to Ozen spineless!!!

BOOO YOOOW!!!!

We agree on one thing and one thing only,

and that is that ozens finest is a phony,

but again i say please, please beat brook,

so when we meet, we'll steal not only the trophy but a win for our record book

now listen listen shortyyyy lets take it just one game at a time

think about what im saying and you'll know that im not lyin,

cause for some strange reason yall always end up crying

our school athletic programs are so far apart

yall been around much longer, but who's had the better start

we have a state championship in at least one sport

yet you guys always find a way to well just come up a little too short...

now as you can see my skills are unmatched unfaded to the tee

if you want i can continue this lyrical rhyming spree..

basketball, track, (football) may be down

but when yall lose to us it'll be the talk of the town..

i have confidence in this new group of panthers

like you said shorty its all about how you finish

so look out jags the race for the play-offs is just beginning

[SFA85]

The Bruins have been hard to beat as it appears

The 2009 we will awaken the fears

This is Jaguar year and it is clear

This cross-town rival will beat up on its peer.

So let loose the trophy and clear the throne!!!!

Because the Jags are coming Mr. WeedBeGone...

It will be as though the Jags are crooks,

When they take the trophy from the Brook!

I hate to do this but it will be a change of plans,

The crying will be coming from WB fans!!!

Finishing strong is what we do!!

You wanna be like us and you know it’s true!!!!

So all that rant you need to quit it!!!

When was the last time you finished strong in district?

It’s not my fault you were not chosen,

But score a point in 2009 before you speak Ozen!!!

I know that was harsh and in your face...

But you Panthers have to learn to stay in your place!

Yes I am talking to you Ozen finest

Who needs to change his name to Ozen spineless!!!

BOOO YOOOW!!!!

Snap Snap Snap lol