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Officials look for the reason for a Train derailment.  Pedestrian recall seeing a supersized Tiger crossing the tracks moments before the wreck.

A hoof print found on the face of a Wildcat.  PETA investigates.

Jags rolls a 'Ball' out of the stadium, onto the beach, and into the ocean.

Officials report that a bear 'Spring's a trap in Westfield and found decapitated off I-45.

Thousands of Cardinals seen pecking and impaling a lone Bear.

Group of Lumberjacks caugh off guard by angry Eagles protecting their nest.

Sauted Hawk being served in Hamshire-Fannett.

Thirsty Lions drank and left Caney's Creek dried up.

Pirate ship seen trading in their swords for bow and arrows to hunt hawks.

Hungry Panther takes an easy meal... a helpless colt

Titan leave Aldine with soft cougar jackets

Peta set to come to Port Neches looking for Indians that put the Stingarees on the endangered list.

Charges being pressed when officials find dogfighting in Nederland.  22 dead gold and black Bulldogs found at 10:30 pm last night.

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 Vidors Jeff Matthews arrested and held without bail after brutally slaughtering several Hawks in front of countless witnesses! A spokesperson for the Texas Parks and Wildlife said that more information will be released at a later date but some details to hanis to mention. Prosecutors are leading to premeditated charges because sources say Matthews had planned out the massacre for a week.

(* read next paragraph very fast)

*It is not legal to kill hawks. In the US, all native migratory species are protected by federal law (Migratory Bird Treaty Act). In addition, all

raptors (hawks and their kin) are protected by other state and federal laws. It is illegal to kill a hawk, harm one, or even harass one. The fines   and jail time for killing a protected raptor are not small!

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Central castrates the Island of Galveston!!

After reviewing Dibolls game film of Kville and Silsbee,  Newton's Coach Barbay caught flooding field with water hose!

Vidor forced to play 3A school after facing charges of Statutory Assault of schools more then three classifications below them!

Stingrays claim second victim!!!  First Steve Irwin now PNG!! 

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Central castrates the Island of Galveston!!

After reviewing Dibolls game film of Kville and Silsbee,  Newton's Coach Barbay caught flooding field with water hose!

Vidor forced to play 3A school after facing charges of Statutory Assault of schools more then three classifications below them!

Stingrays claim second victim!!!  First Steve Irwin now PNG!!    

Now, that was funny!  I Thought about using Steve, but I figure It would be best if I left it alone.  ;D ;D
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Jaguars have a Ball during visit to the Isle.

Prior to H-J game, Vidor's Coach Mathews issues a bold challenge to every private Christian school in Texas.   St. Pius coach not interested.

A proud Rebel yell heard coming from a stadium in Evadale. Lions reported to be on the run on Hwy. 96.  

Joel Osteen invites PN-G's Coach Faircloth to address the masses at Lakewood Church.  

L-Train rolls to 3-0. A Tiger head sticker is placed on the side of the engine.

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L-TRAIN CATCHES TGER BY THE TAIL!!!

Last seen dragging the animal up and down Village Creek behind a bass boat.

CENTRAL TAKE A TRIP TO THE BEACH AND HAS A BALL!!!

INDIANS GO FISHING, GET STUNG!!!

ANYONE SEEN THE MISSING WEST END BEAR?

PIRATE SHIP DISCOVERED TO BE NOTHING MORE THAN A DINGHY!

now thats funny!!

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Pirates clip Hawk wings and leave unexpectedly at halftime. At the half Captain Matthews and his crew frantically set sail for sunny Galveston Bay. Sources say the Pirates will scrimmage the Port Bolivar Knights of Columbus, those salty Seniors (citizens).When asked for a comment, Capt. Matthews replied: "We issued the challenge, and they called us out".

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JEFF MATHEWS AND VIDOR PIRATES VIEW HEADLINES AS DISREPECT AND GIVE THEM TO ALL THE HATERS TO USE AS TOLIET PAPER AFTER VIDOR SHOWS HOW TOUGH THEY ARE AND THE DISTRICT CRAPS THEIR PANTS WHEN VIDOR MAKES PLAYOFFS

Good, it'll save all the dave campbell magazines for vidor fans to wipe their butt with when they dont even make the playoffs!!

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