East TX Posted September 9, 2009 Report Posted September 9, 2009 Someone sent me this...wish I was that clever ;D Copy/paste ENJOY!..... Praying for Leroy "Anyone with needs to be prayed over, come forward, to the front at the altar," the Preacher says." Leroy replies: "Preacher, I need you to pray for my hearing." The preacher puts one finger in Leroy's ear, and he places the other hand on top of Leroy's head and prays and prays and prays, he prays a blue streak for Leroy. After a few minutes, the Preacher removes his hands, stands back and asks,"Leroy, how is your hearing now?" Leroy says, "I don't know, Reverend, it ain't til next Wednesday!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ On a personal note-- I have been gone for a week to Fayetteville, NC..... have a new Grandson, his name is Charlie and he was born quite healthy! PTL
East TX Posted September 9, 2009 Author Report Posted September 9, 2009 Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark ? A. Because Noah was standing on the deck. ( Groan.) Surely you can do better than that: give it a try!
EAGLE07 Posted September 10, 2009 Report Posted September 10, 2009 Poor Leroy. ;D Congrats on the newborn.
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