Saturday Headlines 9/26/09

[BMTSoulja1]

With District kicking off for 20-4a, this should be interesting...

[BMTSoulja1]

ttt

[smitty]

Let's see, Vidor @ Central.  Well, it should be Vidor's win.  That's according to the faithful because they beat Kelly, St Thomas and Hardin-Jefferson.  What say you?

With District kicking off for 20-4a, this should be interesting...

[meanjoe]

Jags 35 Vidor 14

[Guest pirates]

Let's see, Vidor @ Central.  Well, it should be Vidor's win.  That's according to the faithful because they beat Kelly, St Thomas and Hardin-Jefferson.  What say you?

With District kicking off for 20-4a, this should be interesting...

It should not be Vidor's win.  Central is the team to beat, it should be Central's game to loose.

So, with all that said.  Saturday's head line would read.

If Central wins: "Jag's headed for another great year, speed too much for Vidor"

If Vidor wins: "Vidor upsets jag's, could this be Vidor's year?"

[raid07]

Vidor running game meets reality. Jaguars roll.

Ozen undefeated in district play as Nederland CONTINUES to look for defensive answers.

LCM not quite ready for 20-4A, PNG extends faircloth through 2019.

Slow, small Lumberton squad finds a way against Lions.

[BMTSoulja1]

Guys, this is not a predictions thread.  With that being said, I'll give it a whirl...

Pirate ship seen sailing into Babe 'Burmuta Triangle' Zaharius Stadum Friday night.  It was never seen again.

Eagle seen pecking on the remains of a 'Housecat'.

Beaumont Enterprise:  Some team eaks out a a win over the Nederland Bulldogs.  Their ballcarrier (name not know) ran for 200 yards.  Pookie still got 15 tackles.  We will interview his parents later today...

On sale!  Bear skinned rugs for cheap.  Can only be purchased at the Reservation.  No checks or credit cards, please

Scientists try to look for a way to keep helpless animals off of train tracks after discovering that someones zoo animal was run over by the L-Train in Livingston, Tx.

Scene of a terrible carnage found at Memorial Stadium.  Titans found bruised and in critical condition.  Some of them have to be put on life support after The Woodlands got finished.

Things are so bad after 1 quarter of play, Stump is seen in the concessions looking for a warm pretzel.

[smitty]

Well, it had to be a prediction thread.  The 26th hasn't happened yet.

Guys, this is not a predictions thread.  With that being said, I'll give it a whirl...

Pirate ship seen sailing into Babe 'Burmuta Triangle' Zaharius Stadum Friday night.  It was never seen again.

Hawk seen pecking on the remains of a 'Housecat'.

Beaumont Enterprise:  Some team eaks out a a win over the Nederland Bulldogs.  Their ballcarrier (name not know) ran for 200 yards.  Pookie still got 15 tackles.  We will interview his parents later today...

On sale!  Bear skinned rugs for cheap.  Can only be purchased at the Reservation.  No checks or credit cards, please

Scientists try to look for a way to keep helpless animals off of train tracks after discovering that someones zoo animal was run over by the L-Train in Livingston, Tx.

Scene of a terrible carnage found at Memorial Stadium.  Titans found bruised and in critical condition.  Some of them have to be put on life support after The Woodlands got finished.

Things are so bad after 1 quarter of play, Stump is seen in the concessions looking for a warm pretzel.

[Ned11str8]

Pirate ship runs aground in the Port of Beaumont , rescue divers sent in by captain Mathews to try to recover Vidors hope.

[Huggie]

Huge Inventory of Bear Rugs on Sale at the Reservation, Some Marked Down Further - Poor Shape

Cousteau Locates Pirate Ship Remains In Central Beaumont, Clawmarks on Bodies, Churches Celebrate

Mysterious Disease Hits Africa, Many Lions Found Injured and Trembling; Scientist Say Trains to Blame

Biologist Discover New Panther Breed Near Nederland, Species Said to be Bigger and Faster and Linked to Increase in Number of Lost Bulldogs Reported

[Guest Brubaker]

As was last year and so many years before, the demise of Nederland due to early season growing pains is found to be greatly exaggerated.

Can the same trend be true for our other district contenders... roses flung at the feet of many 204A teams before the REAL games started last year.

[FritoBandito]

Huge Inventory of Bear Rugs on Sale at the Reservation, Some Marked Down Further - Poor Shape

Cousteau Locates Pirate Ship Remains In Central Beaumont, Clawmarks on Bodies, Churches Celebrate

Mysterious Disease Hits Africa, Many Lions Found Injured and Trembling; Scientist Say Trains to Blame

Biologist Discover New Panther Breed Near Nederland, Species Said to be Bigger and Faster and Linked to Increase in Number of Lost Bulldogs Reported

That was funny ;D ;D

[The Goat]

TITANS send the highlanders hightailing it back to the woods 28-21 TITANS WIN!!!!!

[BMTSoulja1]

TITANS send the highlanders hightailing it back to the woods 28-21 TITANS WIN!!!!!

Ha ha!

[liltex]

U.S.Army sends slow bootcamp troups to intersquad practices against the JAGS.Since DI'S can no longer hit troops.Wants the troups to learn how you whip pirates so they will be trained for Somalia.

[SgtRey]

BRUINS PAW THRU TIGERS 42-21!!!  HIGHLIGHTS ON ESPN.

VIDOR's too much for JAGGS 28-14...Soulja looses it, found under I-10 with a "40" and a cardboard sign that reads.."The end is near".

LCM steals the Indian's mojo..24-21, Faircloth retires...PNG closes.

The WOOD-Lands on TItans 53-7...The Goat quoted after game, "Atleast we have a new school"

A Train is derailed in Livingston, investigators suspect poor craftmanship...MADE IN TAIWAN!!!

[WeedBegone]

BRUINS PAW THRU TIGERS 42-21!!!  HIGHLIGHTS ON ESPN.

VIDOR's too much for JAGGS 28-14...Soulja looses it, found under I-10 with a "40" and a cardboard sign that reads.."The end is near".

LCM steals the Indian's mojo..24-21, Faircloth retires...PNG closes.

The WOOD-Lands on TItans 53-7...The Goat quoted after game, "Atleast we have a new school"

A Train is derailed in Livingston, investigators suspect poor craftmanship...MADE IN TAIWAN!!!

  I'll take two copies of that days paper.  One for the ole cedar chest.  8)

[WeedBegone]

PIRATES STUNNED BY JAG PLAYERS ARRIVING IN TO TOO  2 BUSSES

GOAT FECAL MATTER  POLLUTES THE WOODLANDS

BRUIN FANS LOOKING FORWARD TO DISTRICT 

[WeedBegone]

PIRATES STUNNED BY JAG PLAYERS ARRIVING IN TO TOO  2 BUSSES

GOAT FECAL MATTER  POLLUTES THE WOODLANDS

BRUIN FANS LOOKING FORWARD TO DISTRICT 

AND 

[move]WOS FANS FIND THEMSELVES  PLAYING MORE DEFENSE THAN THE TEAM [/move]

[BMTSoulja1]

BRUINS PAW THRU TIGERS 42-21!!!  HIGHLIGHTS ON ESPN.

VIDOR's too much for JAGGS 28-14...Soulja looses it, found under I-10 with a "40" and a cardboard sign that reads.."The end is near".

LCM steals the Indian's mojo..24-21, Faircloth retires...PNG closes.

The WOOD-Lands on TItans 53-7...The Goat quoted after game, "Atleast we have a new school"

A Train is derailed in Livingston, investigators suspect poor craftmanship...MADE IN TAIWAN!!!

:o :D

[Guest rykerx144]

The Vidors Mascot makes announcment of their heartbreaking lose to Central and also reports that his pet parrot polly has died!  When asked why he says "too many crackers"!!!!

[The Goat]

Weedy that was funny as h---. The GOAT will accept all public apologies right after the. And don't forget to mention i'm the Greatest Of All Time

[Bucof2010]

The Vidors Mascot makes annoucment of their heartbreaking lose to Central and also reports that his pet parrot polly has died!  When asked why he says "too many crackers"!!!!

Lmao so wrong

[BUC EM UP]

Police heard that Buccaneers beat the Cougars, but after they checked with the old ladies, they figured out it was actually the Buna football team.

[Guest pirates]

;D  ;D This is some funny stuff  ;D  ;D