Tuesday: a great quote from Thomas Jefferson

[East TX]

Our 3rd President set the stage for tremendous expansion of America's free enterprise and fantastic unity of the people....

"A government big enough to give you everything you want...Is also big enough to take everything you have."              Thomas Jefferson

[East TX]

Oops, I almost forgot to put something funny on here--the Ladies should like this one... ;D

He said to me.... Why are married women heavier than single women?

I said to him . .. . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and

go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the

fridge.       

[STEERMAN]

now thats funnnnnnnnny!!!!!!!!! :D :D

[YankeeDawg]

Oops, I almost forgot to put something funny on here--the Ladies should like this one... ;D

He said to me.... Why are married women heavier than single women?

I said to him . .. . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and

go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the

fridge.          

I used to have that posted on my ice-box...then my wife saw it!!! ;D

[Guest JustAPlayersMom]

Oops, I almost forgot to put something funny on here--the Ladies should like this one... ;D

He said to me.... Why are married women heavier than single women?

I said to him . .. . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and

go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the

fridge.          

Too funny!  However, not true in my case.