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Wednesday: Ponderisms trump puns today


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All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

·        Ponderisms

In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.  Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

·        How is it that one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

·        Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?'

·        If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

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·        If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

·        If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

·        Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

·        Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?    :o

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