East TX Posted September 22, 2009 Report Posted September 22, 2009 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. · Ponderisms In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. · How is it that one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? · Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?' · If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? · · If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? · If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? · Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? · Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
EAGLE07 Posted September 23, 2009 Report Posted September 23, 2009 Good stuff....especially the "Jimmy cracked corn". Kinda of reminds me of a bumper sticker I saw that read..." What if the Hokie Pokie is what it's all about " :o
td Posted September 23, 2009 Report Posted September 23, 2009 Who do you think was the first person to eat an egg???????? They may have been more brave than the first person drinking milk!
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