Thursday: Puns for Nuns with Guns that sit on their buns.... lol

[East TX]

* Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.     :

* What did the grape say when it got stepped on?  Nothing--but it let out a little......whine    

* He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.    :

* Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?  He is all right now    

I think I will quite after that last one......LOL

[East TX]

One more just to be shore      ;D

Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils.