Saturday Headlines 10/31/2009

[BMTSoulja1]

Yall know what time it is...

[injun]

PNG and Central remain undefeated in district 20-4A

[PN-G bamatex]

[font=Times New Roman][b][size=16pt]STRANGE PHENOMENON OCCURING IN PORT NECHES AND GROVES[/size][/b][/font]
[font=Times New Roman][size=12pt]Cherokee Faintly Heard in Distance All Over Mid-County, Indian Seen Running Around with Eagle, Cougar, Stingaree, Bear, Bulldog, Lion, Pirate, Raider, and a Recently-Added Panther on Spear - Jaguar Coming Soon[/size][/font]

[b][size=16pt][font=Times New Roman]JAGUARS RETURN HOME VICTORIOUS AFTER [u]LONG[/u] RIDE[/font][/size][/b]
[size=12pt][font=Times New Roman]Central emerges from a cat-fight gone wrong muddy, wet, cold, and 8-1[/font][/size]

[font=Times New Roman]L-Train still derailed in woods after Indian ambush, Bears feast on innocent survivors, PAGE 2A[/font]

[font=Times New Roman]Pirates add rabies to already-long list of contracted diseases, but send pack of crazed bulldogs to the pound, PAGE 2B[/font]

[NDNTime]

PNG and Central both successfully finish final scrimmages in preparation for the 20-4A title showdown.

[Mr. Panchito]

East Chambers Buccaneers ship is sunk by a Pack of Lions Go Kountze! lol

[jake94]

Bulldogs "ARGH" one game away from playoffs after Pirates walk plank

[vidor96pirates]

Pirates trap Bulldog's and send em to the pound!!!! Black Pearl sets sail for Playoff Land!!!!!

[Mr. Panchito]

The Panthers are on the prowl again looking for a bunch of Warriors. Come out come out wherever you are.

[wbfan]

[size=16pt][font=Times New Roman]Bruin Bears and Jaguars toss easy opponents out of the way and prepare for title showdowns on Nov. 6.[/font][/size]
Panthers claw their way into playoffs.

[westend1]

Surprising young Bruins clinch share of title.

[speveto]

[b][/b]  COOK FILLETS HARDIN-JEFFERSON DEFENSE

[SgtRey]

[u][b]Sgt Rey's Weekly[/b][/u]

"Titans take out frustration on Channelview", 35-0

"Bruins! - Bruins! - Bruins!...Yes! - Yes! - Yes!" is heard from Baytown......stRANGER fans chanting, WB fans laughing....42-7 WB

Ozen tried the trick, but got no treat..PNG 55-10

L-Train is IMPOUNDED.....21-17

Pirates sail past SPCA in Nedeland...35-7

Evadale ranked # 9 in SETX at 9-0 !!

[BMTSoulja1]

Vidor back to their old ways.  Sailing past the stranded Bulldogs

Cardinals make Bobcats swim back to Orangfield.  We all know that cats cannot swim.  Carcass washed up on McFaddin Beach.

Baytown thinks they are 'Sterling' Silver.  West Brook  looked at them  as old tarnished jewelry and threw them in the Attic.

Memorial Drowns Channelview in the ocean.  'This ain't no little ship channel over here, homeboy!'

The Hapless Bulldogs unable to climb 'Barber's Hill'.  Sent tumbleing down.

That team from Sheldon, Texas now call the Dayton Bronose 'King'.

Jags traveled to a new town and like it there.  I think they have found  new 'Living' quarters as they run some cowardly Lions out of town.

Carthage crush some team.  Blah blah

[b][size=18pt]There is controversy!  Ozen makes a FG that supposedly wins the game.  Refs call it no good.  Faircloth was called Cheatcloth by an Ozen Coach[/size][/b]

Lumberton beats LC-M.  No one believes it because only 100 fans boarded the L-Train to witness it.

[SgtRey]

:D :DCheatcloth...Tearcloth :D :D

[BMTSoulja1]

[quote name="SgtRey" post="688225" timestamp="1256695339"]
:D :DCheatcloth...Tearcloth :D :D
[/quote] Tearcloth for next week!  ;)

[BMTSoulja1]

Bumpity Bump...

[Majestyk]

Mayor of Sour Lake calls for a Saturday morning parade for Hawks despite beatdown from WO-S on Friday night.

[twincityindian]

soulja are you out of coffee cause you need to wake up and relize that next week going to be a sad night for beaumont

[BMTSoulja1]

[quote name="twincityindian" post="688679" timestamp="1256751268"]
soulja are you out of coffee cause you need to wake up and relize that next week going to be a sad night for beaumont
[/quote]I won't touch on that subject untill after THIS friday night.  ;D

[Guest ~old_wildcat~]

SAN AUGUSTINE ACTUALLY SHOWS UP FOR BALL GAME..AND PROMISED NOT TO LEAVE WITH 7 MINUTES REMAINING IN GAME LIKE THEY DID LAST YEAR..!!!! BUT ONLY IF KIRBYVILLE WILL LET THEM HAVE THE BALL AT LEAST TWICE DURING THE GAME..!!!

[dayton]

[quote name="~old_wildcat~" post="688729" timestamp="1256754015"]
SAN AUGUSTINE ACTUALLY SHOWS UP FOR BALL GAME..AND PROMISED NOT TO LEAVE WITH 7 MINUTES REMAINING IN GAME LIKE THEY DID LAST YEAR..!!!! BUT ONLY IF KIRBYVILLE WILL LET THEM HAVE THE BALL AT LEAST TWICE DURING THE GAME..!!!
[/quote]

It's a shame san aug. footbal is in the state it's in.... they aren't THAT far removed from a state championship!!! Didn't they fire the HC right after that?!

oh and my headline.

[size=14pt][u][b]Broncos Beginning to Gel (gell, jel, jell) as Playoffs Near!![/b][/u][/size]

[BUC EM UP]

EC wins 42-7. Whoever said Lion tastes like chicken, was dead wrong. It tastes like crap.  ;D ;D

[liltex]

Yup if it was a rump roast.

[meanjoe]

[quote name="SgtRey" post="688225" timestamp="1256695339"]
:D :DCheatcloth...Tearcloth :D :D
[/quote] :'( :'( :'( :'(

[warpaint101]

[size=14pt][color=red]Vidor and Nederland meet up in a mud bowl...by the second half,The pirates didn't know which team was theirs and ran a TD in for Ned...Ned Wins by 1 TD[/color]

[color=crimson]The Jags travel to Livingston and have Lion soup for supper!! Jags win BIG!!!!![/color]

[color=red]Channelview Goes to PA and find out there not welcome,Titans win 28-12[/color]

Dayton goes in to this battle 1 night to soon ,dressed like Bronco"s for Halloween,,Get there mask removed and everyone finds out that they are just JACK ARSSES!!!!!!!!

[color=purple]OZEN finds the Reservation and get Scalped .............[/color][/size]