Hotrodg Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 Type a one-line "mad libs" style analogy about your favorite coach (any level)The format is:If football were <insert analogy>, then <insert coach name> could <insert action>.Examples:If football were math, then Curtis Barbay could divide by zero.If football were a unicycle, then Dan Hooks could pop a wheelie.Try not to go negative as that would likely fall under the bashing rules. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrUmp1 Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 If Football was photogenic, then there are some offensive coordinators that would know how to do a spread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liltex Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 If and when Dayton HC Stewart decides to retire he could build a champion racecar for Nascar from a auto salvage yard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeedBegone Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 If football was Golf then Sterling and Lee wins with the lowest scores. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrUmp1 Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 If football was Thanksgiving , Cornell Thompson could stuff a Turkey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Light Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 If football was played on a field of hot coals, then Chuck Norris would play. ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PNG Proud Posted November 5, 2009 Report Share Posted November 5, 2009 If I had any imagination, I could come up with something to say here! :-\ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WOSgrad Posted November 5, 2009 Report Share Posted November 5, 2009 If football were a farm, Coach Mark Foreman could solve world hunger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudcat Posted November 5, 2009 Report Share Posted November 5, 2009 If football was the mafia, then Curtis Barbay would be the Godfather. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bernie Posted November 5, 2009 Report Share Posted November 5, 2009 [quote name="PNG Proud" post="697489" timestamp="1257390316"]If I had any imagination, I could come up with something to say here! :-\[/quote]Imagine that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WOSgrad Posted November 5, 2009 Report Share Posted November 5, 2009 [quote name="bernie" post="697559" timestamp="1257393277"][quote author=PNG Proud link=topic=61849.msg697489#msg697489 date=1257390316]If I had any imagination, I could come up with something to say here! :-\[/quote]Imagine that?[/quote]Cool it, bernie!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bernie Posted November 5, 2009 Report Share Posted November 5, 2009 grad you have been a friend of huffman with huffman for ten years. now i talked to my bud about you this weekend and will be a good boy . i just was reading the png board and proud was saying some things that were not nice about this website. i will be respectful just because you asked me and i luv wosgrad my best friend of my good friend. 8) grrrrrr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HFGirlsSportsFan Posted November 5, 2009 Report Share Posted November 5, 2009 If football was a girl's sport then Ron Burgandy could be the Waterboy. High quality H2O. ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullets13 Posted November 5, 2009 Report Share Posted November 5, 2009 if football was a woman, Mack Brown could give it a kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raideroldtimer Posted November 5, 2009 Report Share Posted November 5, 2009 Geez, noone has gone there yet..oh well, here goes........If football were the Red Sea, then Coach Creduer could part the waters. ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudcat Posted November 5, 2009 Report Share Posted November 5, 2009 If football were Smoaky.com, then Coach Alvarez and the Wildcats would be Rodney Daingerfield.(no respect, no respect at all...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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