Good One...

[baddog]

Brilliant and Just response!

 
This policeman was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. 

The lawyer was trying to undermine the police officer's credibility... 

Q:  'Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene?' 
A:  'No sir.  But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away.'

Q:  'Officer -- who provided this description?' 
A:  'The officer who responded to the scene.' 

Q:  'A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender.  Do you trust your fellow officers?' 
A:  'Yes sir.  With my life.'

Q:  'With your life?  Let me ask you this then, Officer.  Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?'
A:  'Yes sir, we do!'

Q:  'And do you have a locker in the room?' 
A:  'Yes sir, I do.'

Q:  'And do you have a lock on your locker?'
A:  'Yes sir.'

Q:  'Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?' 
A:  'You see, sir -- we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.'

The courtroom EXPLODED with laughter, and a prompt recess was called. 
The officer on the stand has been nominated for this year's 'Best Comeback' line.

[mygirlu]

Hey that is a good one, I really enjoy it, people who cant understand that i feel sorry for them. Good job, keep it up.

[thetragichippy]

;D

[txchamp]

funny!

[baddog]

A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands their
money. Once he is given the money, he turns to a
customer and asks, "Did you see me rob this bank?"

The man replied, "Yes sir, I did."

The robber then shot him, killing him instantly.

He then turned to a couple standing next in line and
asks,

"Did you see me rob this bank?"

The woman replied, "No sir, I didn't, but my husband did."

[baddog]

A man goes to his doctor for a complete check-up. He hasn't been feeling well and wants to find out if he's ill. After the check-up the doctor comes out with the results of the examination. "I'm afraid I have some bad news. You're dying and you don't have much time," the doctor says. "Oh no, that's terrible. How long have I got?" the man asks. "Ten..." says the doctor. "Ten? Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!" says the man. The doctor says, "Ten, nine, eight, seven..."