baddog Posted January 24, 2010 Report Share Posted January 24, 2010 Brilliant and Just response! This policeman was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the police officer's credibility... Q: 'Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene?' A: 'No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away.' Q: 'Officer -- who provided this description?' A: 'The officer who responded to the scene.' Q: 'A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?' A: 'Yes sir. With my life.' Q: 'With your life? Let me ask you this then, Officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?' A: 'Yes sir, we do!' Q: 'And do you have a locker in the room?' A: 'Yes sir, I do.' Q: 'And do you have a lock on your locker?' A: 'Yes sir.' Q: 'Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?' A: 'You see, sir -- we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.' The courtroom EXPLODED with laughter, and a prompt recess was called. The officer on the stand has been nominated for this year's 'Best Comeback' line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mygirlu Posted March 30, 2010 Report Share Posted March 30, 2010 Hey that is a good one, I really enjoy it, people who cant understand that i feel sorry for them. Good job, keep it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thetragichippy Posted March 31, 2010 Report Share Posted March 31, 2010 ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
txchamp Posted April 7, 2010 Report Share Posted April 7, 2010 funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baddog Posted April 22, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2010 A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands theirmoney. Once he is given the money, he turns to acustomer and asks, "Did you see me rob this bank?"The man replied, "Yes sir, I did." The robber then shot him, killing him instantly. He then turned to a couple standing next in line andasks, "Did you see me rob this bank?" The woman replied, "No sir, I didn't, but my husband did." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baddog Posted April 22, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2010 A man goes to his doctor for a complete check-up. He hasn't been feeling well and wants to find out if he's ill. After the check-up the doctor comes out with the results of the examination. "I'm afraid I have some bad news. You're dying and you don't have much time," the doctor says. "Oh no, that's terrible. How long have I got?" the man asks. "Ten..." says the doctor. "Ten? Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!" says the man. The doctor says, "Ten, nine, eight, seven..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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