Saturday and Sunday morning headlines 9/10 & 9/11/10

[BMTSoulja1]

Ok Men, lets hear it!

[Mr. Buddy Garrity]

Memorial takes Alice to wonderland and slaughters the Coyotes!

[BrenhamFan]

Brenham Paper- Cubs give up first touchdowns of the season, but still pull out the win in annual David vs Goliath match up.

Houston Paper- 4A power Brenham scalps the Redskins, in handing one of the Houston areas best 5A teams their first loss.

[Indianforever]

PN-G goes to the bay fishing and spear a stingaree

[PN-G bamatex]

[font=Times New Roman][size=36pt]Indians Take "Sting" Out of "Stingarees"[/size]
[size=16pt]Lay Claim to Texas City, Now Have Even More Refineries

Central Gets "Ball" Rolling, Brings Home First Win of Season

Bulldogs Beat Buzzards of Barbers Hill, Lose Another Quarterback in Process

3A Kirbyville Wraps Up Pre-Season Play With a 4A-Sized Bang

For What It's "Worth," Jasper Wins

Livingston Loses; Lionfan Goes Into Hibernation... Again[/size][/font]

[raideroldtimer]

[b][size=16pt]PAM MEETS ALICE, CAT FIGHT ENSUES.
DA BROOK DOES "[i]NOT[/i]" LIKE IKE!!
THE BRONCS GET THE ANGLE ON THE 'CATS.
CENTRAL JAGS, WHERE ARE YOU?
SHOOTOUT IN HARDIN COUNTY, TIGERS GET "[i]STUFFED[/i]" INTO LOCOMOTIVES' TANK.
MONT BELVIEU BULLDOZES AREA IN SHAME, HILL NO LONGER EXISTS.
ANIMAL CONTROL CATCHES BULLDOG WITH EAGLE FEATHER STILL IN ITS' TEETH.
PIRATES LOSE THEIR TREASURE, KIRBYVILLE UPDATES STADIUM WITH NEW PLANKS.
BEARS GET INTO CAT FIGHT, AAAAH NO PROBLEM.
TEXAS CITY SUFFERS ANOTHER EXPLOSION, BP NOT TO BLAME THIS TIME.
HARDIN PULLS OFF ANOTHER LAST SECOND THRILLER THEN MOVES ON TO 2ND QUARTER OF BLOWOUT.[/size][/b]

[the sports guy]

Lumberton toots their horn to much before game..... causing failure of horn and play against Silsbee.

[Jackthehammer]

Beaumont Cenral takes up new hobby (STORM CHASING) runs the tornados out of town.

Port Neches-Groves comes to town :People of Texas City thinks its Christmas. Economy boosts has residents in aw while PNG slips out of town with a "w"

Pirates ship is sunk by the second 3A team in as many weeks. Picking on the smaller schools has finally caught up with the Pirates.

PAM wins again heading for big game with other 5A schools

WB runs out of the stadium with another game.

Nederland takes the broom to the Hill

[Guest rykerx144]

Lumbertons train hauling a full load of "false hope" with a few cars of "cause we havent played anyone" gets derailed in Silsbee.  


Vidor Fan's IRRATE!!!  5000 Fans leave Kirbyville upset.  3000 are mad because they couldnt get in to watch the game, the remaining 2000 are upset because they did watch it!!

[LHS78]

jags 0-3 and in their multimillion dollar stadium PRICELESS!!![b][/b]

[raideroldtimer]

[quote name="LHS78" post="840546" timestamp="1283806512"]
jags 0-3 and in their multimillion dollar stadium PRICELESS!!![b][/b]
[/quote]
OOO, I just had a sense of deja vu'. Remember when PNG first got through with all their new stadium improvements?  :o ::)

[LHS78]

[quote name="raideroldtimer" post="840574" timestamp="1283809658"]
[quote author=LHS78 link=topic=72585.msg840546#msg840546 date=1283806512]
jags 0-3 and in their multimillion dollar stadium PRICELESS!!![b][/b]
[/quote]
OOO, I just had a sense of deja vu'. Remember when PNG first got through with all their new stadium improvements?  :o ::)
[/quote] ;D ;D ;D

[TradinUp BH]

[quote name="raideroldtimer" post="840574" timestamp="1283809658"]
[quote author=LHS78 link=topic=72585.msg840546#msg840546 date=1283806512]
jags 0-3 and in their multimillion dollar stadium PRICELESS!!![b][/b]
[/quote]
OOO, I just had a sense of deja vu'. Remember when PNG first got through with all their new stadium improvements?  :o ::)
[/quote]

OOO, remember when Lumberton made it to the playoffs after 150 years once! ;)

[griff]

"Kirbyville Passes All Grades in Beating [b][i]ALL[/i][/b] A's"

"East Side Continues Dominance Over Barbers Hill"  ;) :D ;D

[orangecoog]

WOS primes for State during off week!

[Guest rykerx144]

[quote name="griff" post="840638" timestamp="1283815360"]
"Kirbyville Passes All Grades in Beating [b][i]ALL[/i][/b] A's"

[/quote]

and this is coming from a WOS fan??  ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)

[TITAN POWER]

[quote name="Scalp'em" post="840580" timestamp="1283810332"]
[quote author=raideroldtimer link=topic=72585.msg840574#msg840574 date=1283809658]
[quote author=LHS78 link=topic=72585.msg840546#msg840546 date=1283806512]
jags 0-3 and in their multimillion dollar stadium PRICELESS!!![b][/b]
[/quote]
OOO, I just had a sense of deja vu'. Remember when PNG first got through with all their new stadium improvements?  :o ::)
[/quote]

OOO, remember when Lumberton made it to the playoffs after 150 years once! ;)
[/quote]


Come on, I dont care who you are thats funny.  :D  :D

[raideroldtimer]

[quote name="Scalp'em" post="840580" timestamp="1283810332"]
[quote author=raideroldtimer link=topic=72585.msg840574#msg840574 date=1283809658]
[quote author=LHS78 link=topic=72585.msg840546#msg840546 date=1283806512]
jags 0-3 and in their multimillion dollar stadium PRICELESS!!![b][/b]
[/quote]
OOO, I just had a sense of deja vu'. Remember when PNG first got through with all their new stadium improvements?  :o ::)
[/quote]

OOO, remember when Lumberton made it to the playoffs after 150 years once! ;)
[/quote]
Correction Scalp, that'd be TWICE, remember we went 1 and out the next year.  :D

[bojonomore]

I would personally drive to any of the following towns and buy their newspapers if they had these headlines -

Little Cypress - "Not really sure what the score was, we lost track halfway through the third."
Nederland - "Mommas, don't let your babies grow up to be quarterbacks"
West Orange - "Hooks continues to complain about refs, which is really wierd, because the Mustangs had a bye week"
Beaumont - "Central scored last night!"
Vidor - "Next year, we're going back to playing private schools in pre-district"
Barber's Hill - " :'("

[PN-G bamatex]

[quote name="raideroldtimer" post="840574" timestamp="1283809658"]
[quote author=LHS78 link=topic=72585.msg840546#msg840546 date=1283806512]
jags 0-3 and in their multimillion dollar stadium PRICELESS!!![b][/b]
[/quote]
OOO, I just had a sense of deja vu'. Remember when PNG first got through with all their new stadium improvements?  :o ::)
[/quote]

So Central's going to get a new coach and go 10-0 next year?

[griff]

[quote name="rykerx144" post="840713" timestamp="1283818898"]
[quote author=griff link=topic=72585.msg840638#msg840638 date=1283815360]
"Kirbyville Passes All Grades in Beating [b][i]ALL[/i][/b] A's"

[/quote]

and this is coming from a WOS fan??  ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
[/quote]

Why are you surprised?  K'ville has looked really good and they deserve the compliments.  Do you think every post has to be adversarial? They've beat 3A's and 2A's...[b][i]ALL[/i][/b] A's. 

[raideroldtimer]

[quote name="PN-G bandkid" post="840801" timestamp="1283823155"]
[quote author=raideroldtimer link=topic=72585.msg840574#msg840574 date=1283809658]
[quote author=LHS78 link=topic=72585.msg840546#msg840546 date=1283806512]
jags 0-3 and in their multimillion dollar stadium PRICELESS!!![b][/b]
[/quote]
OOO, I just had a sense of deja vu'. Remember when PNG first got through with all their new stadium improvements?  :o ::)
[/quote]

So Central's going to get a new coach and go 10-0 next year?
[/quote]
That wouldn't be good.

[NAZERATH]

[quote name="Scalp'em" post="840580" timestamp="1283810332"]
[quote author=raideroldtimer link=topic=72585.msg840574#msg840574 date=1283809658]
[quote author=LHS78 link=topic=72585.msg840546#msg840546 date=1283806512]
jags 0-3 and in their multimillion dollar stadium PRICELESS!!![b][/b]
[/quote]
OOO, I just had a sense of deja vu'. Remember when PNG first got through with all their new stadium improvements?  :o ::)
[/quote]

OOO, remember when Lumberton made it to the playoffs after 150 years once! ;)
[/quote]
Remeber when PNG recruited kids and gave there parents jobs at local refinery .... oohhh still do! LOL!

[LHS78]

[quote name="NAZERATH" post="840851" timestamp="1283825497"]
[quote author=Scalp'em link=topic=72585.msg840580#msg840580 date=1283810332]
[quote author=raideroldtimer link=topic=72585.msg840574#msg840574 date=1283809658]
[quote author=LHS78 link=topic=72585.msg840546#msg840546 date=1283806512]
jags 0-3 and in their multimillion dollar stadium PRICELESS!!![b][/b]
[/quote]
OOO, I just had a sense of deja vu'. Remember when PNG first got through with all their new stadium improvements?  :o ::)
[/quote]

OOO, remember when Lumberton made it to the playoffs after 150 years once! ;)
[/quote]
Remeber when PNG recruited kids and gave there parents jobs at local refinery .... oohhh still do! LOL!
[/quote]yeah we know about roid high

[LHS78]

[quote name="the sports guy" post="840410" timestamp="1283796261"]
Lumberton toots their horn to much before game..... causing failure of horn and play against Silsbee.
[/quote]must be in the band