WeedBegone Posted September 8, 2010 Report Posted September 8, 2010 [b][size=16pt]PAM Takes A FEW LICKS FROM ALICE BUT SPANKS HER IN THE END[/size][/b][b][size=18pt]WEST BROOK GETS REVENGE ON IKE ---AS THEY SETTLE OUT OF COURT[/size][/b][b][size=14pt]CENTRAL AND OZEN PICK ON FOES THEIR OWN SIZE WHICH IS A GOOD THING[/size][/b]
LHS78 Posted September 8, 2010 Report Posted September 8, 2010 where's my little buddy soulja i hope he's not still in the ICU after his boys BUTT whoppin!!! 0-3
ThaGhost Posted September 8, 2010 Report Posted September 8, 2010 Ike butch slaps Brooke up and down field, says he had flashback of being back with Tina.
BrenhamFan Posted September 8, 2010 Report Posted September 8, 2010 [quote name="thaghost" post="841667" timestamp="1283916843"]Ike butch slaps Brooke up and down field, says he had flashback of being back with Tina. [/quote]That might be the best one yet! ROTFL :D
SgtRey Posted September 8, 2010 Report Posted September 8, 2010 [color=maroon][u][b]SGT REY'S Chronicle[/b][/u][/color]"[b][color=black]TITANS[/color][/b] SPANK ALICE TO TEARS!! ALICE TO COMMENCE PSYCHIATRIC COUNSELING MONDAY" "[b][color=red]DA'[/color][/b] [b][color=blue]BROOK[/color][/b] BEATS [b][color=goldenrod]IKE[/color][/b] [b][color=red]RED[/color][/b] AND [b][color=blue]ROYAL BLUE!![/color][/b], [b][color=blue]BRUINS[/color][/b] DRIVE AWAY SINGING [b][color=black]'WHAT'S LOVE GOT TO DO WITH IT!!?[/color][/b]"[b][color=red]RAIDERS[/color][/b] RETURN SOUTH IN NEW FUR COATS, SEVERAL NAKED [b][color=maroon]TIGERS[/color][/b] ARRESTED IN [b][color=maroon]SILSBEE[/color][/b] LAST NIGHT"" [b][color=black]VIDOR[/color][/b] TO MOVE DOWN TO 2 A, AFTER GETTING HIT BY A [b][color=red]FO[/color][/b][b][color=black]RD[/color][/b]!!!" " A LOW PRESSURE SYSTEM FORMED INTO A [b][color=purple]HURRICANE[/color][/b] LAST NIGHT AND DISMANTLES SEVERAL [b][color=maroon]JAGUARS[/color][/b]!! ALL STATE LAUNCHES INVESTIGATION....."IN OTHER NEWS, PRESIDENT OBAMA IS SCHEDULED TO ATTEND THIS WEEK'S [b][color=red]KATY[/color][/b] / [b][color=red]WEST[/color][/b] [b][color=blue]BROOK[/color][/b] GAME AT 'THE BUTCH'...RUMOR IS HE WILL BE ATTENDING TAILGATE FESTIVITIES AND THE GAME WITH [b][color=blue]BRUIN [/color][/b]FANS WEARING THE [b][color=blue]#5[/color][/b] JERSEY " ;D ;D
Anafanatic Posted September 8, 2010 Report Posted September 8, 2010 Sour taste for Sour Lake...Bridge City turn me loose & set me free... Wood who, Wood-ville...Raiders bring the lumber by the ton...Gage this, Nederland goes to 2-1Will Kirbyville every play a 5A? Wildcats roll...Dayton asks, can you "diggs" us a hole? Bronc0-2...How to catch a stingaree by the Groves...Newton wins, kicking and screaming...Balls to the wall, Central starts 0-3...
snafu Posted September 8, 2010 Report Posted September 8, 2010 [size=14pt]Pirates Sinking Ship Repaired using Planks from Kville Stadium.. [/size]Several Tiger Furs Seen Hanging From Overpass After Silsbee Was Raided By Lumberton...Indians Having Seafood Sale Saturday For Fundraiser...
Jackthehammer Posted September 8, 2010 Report Posted September 8, 2010 [quote name="SgtRey" post="841785" timestamp="1283952559"][color=maroon][u][b]SGT REY'S Chronicle[/b][/u][/color]"[b][color=black]TITANS[/color][/b] SPANK ALICE TO TEARS!! ALICE TO COMMENCE PSYCHIATRIC COUNSELING MONDAY" "[b][color=red]DA'[/color][/b] [b][color=blue]BROOK[/color][/b] BEATS [b][color=goldenrod]IKE[/color][/b] [b][color=red]RED[/color][/b] AND [b][color=blue]ROYAL BLUE!![/color][/b], [b][color=blue]BRUINS[/color][/b] DRIVE AWAY SINGING [b][color=black]'WHAT'S LOVE GOT TO DO WITH IT!!?[/color][/b]"[b][color=red]RAIDERS[/color][/b] RETURN SOUTH IN NEW FUR COATS, SEVERAL NAKED [b][color=maroon]TIGERS[/color][/b] ARRESTED IN [b][color=maroon]SILSBEE[/color][/b] LAST NIGHT"" [b][color=black]VIDOR[/color][/b] TO MOVE DOWN TO 2 A, AFTER GETTING HIT BY A [b][color=red]FO[/color][/b][b][color=black]RD[/color][/b]!!!" " A LOW PRESSURE SYSTEM FORMED INTO A [b][color=purple]HURRICANE[/color][/b] LAST NIGHT AND DISMANTLES SEVERAL [b][color=maroon]JAGUARS[/color][/b]!! ALL STATE LAUNCHES INVESTIGATION....."IN OTHER NEWS, PRESIDENT OBAMA IS SCHEDULED TO ATTEND THIS WEEK'S [b][color=red]KATY[/color][/b] / [b][color=red]WEST[/color][/b] [b][color=blue]BROOK[/color][/b] GAME AT 'THE BUTCH'...RUMOR IS HE WILL BE ATTENDING TAILGATE FESTIVITIES AND THE GAME WITH [b][color=blue]BRUIN [/color][/b]FANS WEARING THE [b][color=blue]#5[/color][/b] JERSEY " ;D ;D[/quote]You had me till you threw the Obama thing in there.........
SgtRey Posted September 8, 2010 Report Posted September 8, 2010 [quote name="Jackthehammer" post="841918" timestamp="1283967680"][quote author=SgtRey link=topic=72585.msg841785#msg841785 date=1283952559][color=maroon][u][b]SGT REY'S Chronicle[/b][/u][/color]"[b][color=black]TITANS[/color][/b] SPANK ALICE TO TEARS!! ALICE TO COMMENCE PSYCHIATRIC COUNSELING MONDAY" "[b][color=red]DA'[/color][/b] [b][color=blue]BROOK[/color][/b] BEATS [b][color=goldenrod]IKE[/color][/b] [b][color=red]RED[/color][/b] AND [b][color=blue]ROYAL BLUE!![/color][/b], [b][color=blue]BRUINS[/color][/b] DRIVE AWAY SINGING [b][color=black]'WHAT'S LOVE GOT TO DO WITH IT!!?[/color][/b]"[b][color=red]RAIDERS[/color][/b] RETURN SOUTH IN NEW FUR COATS, SEVERAL NAKED [b][color=maroon]TIGERS[/color][/b] ARRESTED IN [b][color=maroon]SILSBEE[/color][/b] LAST NIGHT"" [b][color=black]VIDOR[/color][/b] TO MOVE DOWN TO 2 A, AFTER GETTING HIT BY A [b][color=red]FO[/color][/b][b][color=black]RD[/color][/b]!!!" " A LOW PRESSURE SYSTEM FORMED INTO A [b][color=purple]HURRICANE[/color][/b] LAST NIGHT AND DISMANTLES SEVERAL [b][color=maroon]JAGUARS[/color][/b]!! ALL STATE LAUNCHES INVESTIGATION....."IN OTHER NEWS, PRESIDENT OBAMA IS SCHEDULED TO ATTEND THIS WEEK'S [b][color=red]KATY[/color][/b] / [b][color=red]WEST[/color][/b] [b][color=blue]BROOK[/color][/b] GAME AT 'THE BUTCH'...RUMOR IS HE WILL BE ATTENDING TAILGATE FESTIVITIES AND THE GAME WITH [b][color=blue]BRUIN [/color][/b]FANS WEARING THE [b][color=blue]#5[/color][/b] JERSEY " ;D ;D[/quote]You had me till you threw the Obama thing in there.........[/quote]Sorry no refunds.. ;)
UgotTRUCKED Posted September 8, 2010 Report Posted September 8, 2010 [quote name="raideroldtimer" post="840401" timestamp="1283795452"][b][size=16pt]PAM MEETS ALICE, CAT FIGHT ENSUES.DA BROOK DOES "[i]NOT[/i]" LIKE IKE!!THE BRONCS GET THE ANGLE ON THE 'CATS.CENTRAL JAGS, WHERE ARE YOU?SHOOTOUT IN HARDIN COUNTY, TIGERS GET "[i]STUFFED[/i]" INTO LOCOMOTIVES' TANK.[color=red][size=10pt]MONT BELVIEU BULLDOZES AREA IN SHAME, HILL NO LONGER EXISTS.[/size][/color]ANIMAL CONTROL CATCHES BULLDOG WITH EAGLE FEATHER STILL IN ITS' TEETH.PIRATES LOSE THEIR TREASURE, KIRBYVILLE UPDATES STADIUM WITH NEW PLANKS.BEARS GET INTO CAT FIGHT, AAAAH NO PROBLEM.TEXAS CITY SUFFERS ANOTHER EXPLOSION, BP NOT TO BLAME THIS TIME.HARDIN PULLS OFF ANOTHER LAST SECOND THRILLER THEN MOVES ON TO 2ND QUARTER OF BLOWOUT.[/size][/b][/quote]That's just wrong man. :)
et531303 Posted September 8, 2010 Report Posted September 8, 2010 [quote name="Anafanatic" post="841800" timestamp="1283954662"]Sour taste for Sour Lake...Bridge City turn me loose & set me free... Wood who, Wood-ville...Raiders bring the lumber by the ton...Gage this, Nederland goes to 2-1Will Kirbyville every play a 5A? Wildcats roll...Dayton asks, can you "diggs" us a hole? Bronc0-2...How to catch a stingaree by the Groves...Newton wins, kicking and screaming...Balls to the wall, Central starts 0-3...[/quote]These are some good headlines 8)
raideroldtimer Posted September 8, 2010 Report Posted September 8, 2010 [quote name="UgotTRUCKED" post="841926" timestamp="1283968800"][quote author=raideroldtimer link=topic=72585.msg840401#msg840401 date=1283795452][b][size=16pt]PAM MEETS ALICE, CAT FIGHT ENSUES.DA BROOK DOES "[i]NOT[/i]" LIKE IKE!!THE BRONCS GET THE ANGLE ON THE 'CATS.CENTRAL JAGS, WHERE ARE YOU?SHOOTOUT IN HARDIN COUNTY, TIGERS GET "[i]STUFFED[/i]" INTO LOCOMOTIVES' TANK.[color=red][size=10pt]MONT BELVIEU BULLDOZES AREA IN SHAME, HILL NO LONGER EXISTS.[/size][/color]ANIMAL CONTROL CATCHES BULLDOG WITH EAGLE FEATHER STILL IN ITS' TEETH.PIRATES LOSE THEIR TREASURE, KIRBYVILLE UPDATES STADIUM WITH NEW PLANKS.BEARS GET INTO CAT FIGHT, AAAAH NO PROBLEM.TEXAS CITY SUFFERS ANOTHER EXPLOSION, BP NOT TO BLAME THIS TIME.HARDIN PULLS OFF ANOTHER LAST SECOND THRILLER THEN MOVES ON TO 2ND QUARTER OF BLOWOUT.[/size][/b][/quote]That's just wrong man. :)[/quote]LOL, all in fun man, all in fun. ;) :D
TradinUp BH Posted September 9, 2010 Report Posted September 9, 2010 Jags comes from behind after a pair of Ball Scores early in the game. Lol
Guest rykerx144 Posted September 9, 2010 Report Posted September 9, 2010 Matthews storms the field again hollering at refs and opposing coachs!! but this time its Coach Alvarez that has to make a public apology because of his actions. ;D
BMTSoulja1 Posted September 10, 2010 Author Report Posted September 10, 2010 'Jaguar' is on on cruise control as they throw 'Balls' into the stands...'Alice' in wonderland? No, They will think they are in No man's land after Memorial gets a hold of them!Faint Train horn heard in distance. No, it was a mean tiger roarAfter Tonight's big win, West Brook FINALLY gets an article on front page of the Suprise. People of PN-G and Nederland outraged.After losing 21-0 at the half, Faircloth puts the 'Indian Spirit' in at RB. Indians score 42 unanswered points.K-Ville Player Ford quoted saying 'there is no sunken treasure here tonight'.
WeedBegone Posted September 10, 2010 Report Posted September 10, 2010 [quote name="BMTSoulja1" post="843337" timestamp="1284158614"]'Jaguar' is on on cruise control as they throw 'Balls' into the stands...'Alice' in wonderland? No, They will think they are in No man's land after Memorial gets a hold of them!Faint Train horn heard in distance. No, it was a mean tiger roar[b][color=red]After Tonight's big win, West Brook FINALLY gets an article on front page of the Suprise. People of PN-G and Nederland outraged.[/color][/b]After losing 21-0 at the half, Faircloth puts the 'Indian Spirit' in at RB. Indians score 42 unanswered points.K-Ville Player Ford quoted saying 'there is no sunken treasure here tonight'.[/quote]Probably not LU is back into the picture. But this is a good thing.
SgtRey Posted September 10, 2010 Report Posted September 10, 2010 [quote name="WeedBegone" post="843348" timestamp="1284159552"][quote author=BMTSoulja1 link=topic=72585.msg843337#msg843337 date=1284158614]'Jaguar' is on on cruise control as they throw 'Balls' into the stands...'Alice' in wonderland? No, They will think they are in No man's land after Memorial gets a hold of them!Faint Train horn heard in distance. No, it was a mean tiger roar[b][color=red]After Tonight's big win, West Brook FINALLY gets an article on front page of the Suprise. People of PN-G and Nederland outraged.[/color][/b]After losing 21-0 at the half, Faircloth puts the 'Indian Spirit' in at RB. Indians score 42 unanswered points.K-Ville Player Ford quoted saying 'there is no sunken treasure here tonight'.[/quote]Probably not LU is back into the picture. But this is a good thing. [/quote]LU or not, next Sunday the front page is ours!
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