UTfanatic Posted September 29, 2010 Report Posted September 29, 2010 [color=purple]Ugly IndiansA bus carrying 20 ugly Indians on their way to the casino crashes into an oncoming truck and everyone inside dies. They get to meet their maker and because of the grief they have experienced, he decides to grant them one wish each before they enter Paradise . They're all lined up and God asks the first Indian what is their wish. "I want to be gorgeous" and so God snaps His fingers and it is done. The second Indian in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too". Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted. One after another, each Indian asks to be made gorgeous. When God is halfway down the line; the last Indian guy in line starts laughing. As God gets closer to the last guy in line, this guy is rolling on the floor holding his stomach & laughing uncontrollably. Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be. The last Indian calms down and says........."Make 'em all ugly again!"[[/color] ;D
surfer73 Posted September 29, 2010 Report Posted September 29, 2010 Ha ! Is that the best indian joke on Google ? I am going to check.
elhector1 Posted September 29, 2010 Report Posted September 29, 2010 that joke was doomed from the outset...Why?Because everyone knows...The Indians wouldn't be going to the casino on a bus...THEY OWN THE CASINO!
surfer73 Posted September 29, 2010 Report Posted September 29, 2010 [quote name="elhector1" post="860869" timestamp="1285787608"]that joke was doomed from the outset...Why?Because everyone knows...The Indians wouldn't be going to the casino on a bus...THEY OWN THE CASINO![/quote] BAHAHAHA ! That was freak-n quick !
PNG Proud Posted September 30, 2010 Report Posted September 30, 2010 [quote name="elhector1" post="860869" timestamp="1285787608"]that joke was doomed from the outset...Why?Because everyone knows...The Indians wouldn't be going to the casino on a bus...THEY OWN THE CASINO![/quote]Thanks Hector! I needed that laugh!
Raider81 Posted September 30, 2010 Report Posted September 30, 2010 [quote name="bulldogbacker" post="860851" timestamp="1285786565"][color=purple]Ugly IndiansA bus carrying 20 ugly Indians on their way to the casino crashes into an oncoming truck and everyone inside dies. They get to meet their maker and because of the grief they have experienced, he decides to grant them one wish each before they enter Paradise . They're all lined up and God asks the first Indian what is their wish. "I want to be gorgeous" and so God snaps His fingers and it is done. The second Indian in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too". Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted. One after another, each Indian asks to be made gorgeous. When God is halfway down the line; the last Indian guy in line starts laughing. As God gets closer to the last guy in line, this guy is rolling on the floor holding his stomach & laughing uncontrollably. Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be. The last Indian calms down and says........."Make 'em all ugly again!"[[/color] ;D[/quote]"Okay", said God. *Snap* and they all looked like bulldogs. ;)
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