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[color=purple]Ugly Indians

A bus carrying 20 ugly Indians on their way to the casino crashes into an oncoming truck and everyone inside dies.

They get to meet their maker and because of the grief they have experienced, he decides to grant them one wish each before they enter Paradise .

They're all lined up and God asks the first Indian what is their wish. "I want to be gorgeous" and so God snaps His fingers and it is done.

The second Indian in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too". Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.

One after another, each Indian asks to be made gorgeous.

When God is halfway down the line; the last Indian guy in line starts laughing.

As God gets closer to the last guy in line, this guy is rolling on the floor holding his stomach & laughing uncontrollably.

Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be. The last Indian calms down and says........."Make 'em all ugly again!"[[/color] ;D
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[quote name="bulldogbacker" post="860851" timestamp="1285786565"]
[color=purple]Ugly Indians

A bus carrying 20 ugly Indians on their way to the casino crashes into an oncoming truck and everyone inside dies.

They get to meet their maker and because of the grief they have experienced, he decides to grant them one wish each before they enter Paradise .

They're all lined up and God asks the first Indian what is their wish. "I want to be gorgeous" and so God snaps His fingers and it is done.

The second Indian in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too". Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.

One after another, each Indian asks to be made gorgeous.

When God is halfway down the line; the last Indian guy in line starts laughing.

As God gets closer to the last guy in line, this guy is rolling on the floor holding his stomach & laughing uncontrollably.

Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be. The last Indian calms down and says........."Make 'em all ugly again!"[[/color] ;D
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"Okay", said God.  *Snap*  and they all looked like bulldogs.

;)
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