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An indian and a Bulldog were sentenced to the electric chair for a murder. The police told the Bulldog that if nothing happened he was free to go. He asked the Bulldog if he had any last words and he said no and pushed the button. Nothing happened so he was free to go. Then the indian got into the chair and they told him if nothing happened then he was free to go. So they asked him if he had any last words and he said "it might help if you plug in the chair!"


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A png, a NHS and a lcm student all go hunting together. The lcm student goes out and he came back with a big bear. They all ask him how he got him and he said that he saw tracks, followed the tracks and he gets a big bear. The NHS student goes out and comes back later with a cougar. they all ask him how he gets it and he said the same thing that the lcm student said. Well when the png student goes out and comes back all bloody and then they all ask him what happened and he said that he saw tracks, he followed the tracks and got hit by a train!!!


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A [b]Smoking Baby [/b] and a Bulldog were sentenced to the electric chair for a murder. The police told the Bulldog that if nothing happened he was free to go. He asked the Bulldog if he had any last words and he said no and pushed the button. Nothing happened so he was free to go. Then the [b]Smokeng Baby [/b] got into the chair and they told him if nothing happened then he was free to go. So they asked him if he had any last words and he said "it might help if you plug in the chair!"
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An indian and a Bulldog are caught by a jungle tribe and sentenced to death. They are told that they will each have one last request. The indian thinks and says, "I want to hear "Cherokee just one more time."  The tribe agrees and asks the Bulldog what his last request is.  He replies with only 3 words, "Kill Me First."

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Two former png indian football players were down in Bridge City partying. They were hootin' and hollerin' when a bartender asked them why they were celebrating. The smart one said proudly that they had just finished a jigsaw puzzle and it only took two months. "Two months!?" exclaimed the bartender. The other indian replied, "Yeah, but the box said 4-6 years."


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