UTfanatic Posted October 1, 2010 Report Posted October 1, 2010 [size=18pt][color=purple]49,953[/color][/size] ;D
UTfanatic Posted October 1, 2010 Author Report Posted October 1, 2010 An indian and a Bulldog were sentenced to the electric chair for a murder. The police told the Bulldog that if nothing happened he was free to go. He asked the Bulldog if he had any last words and he said no and pushed the button. Nothing happened so he was free to go. Then the indian got into the chair and they told him if nothing happened then he was free to go. So they asked him if he had any last words and he said "it might help if you plug in the chair!" ;D ;D ;D ;D
WeedBegone Posted October 1, 2010 Report Posted October 1, 2010 Tonto did you mess you pantsNo Lone RangerTonto are you sureYes Lone RangerAre you really sureI am really sure Kimo SabeDrop those britches TontoYou lied to me Tonto --you messed you pants and told me you did notKimo sabe i thought you meant today. ;D
UTfanatic Posted October 1, 2010 Author Report Posted October 1, 2010 A png, a NHS and a lcm student all go hunting together. The lcm student goes out and he came back with a big bear. They all ask him how he got him and he said that he saw tracks, followed the tracks and he gets a big bear. The NHS student goes out and comes back later with a cougar. they all ask him how he gets it and he said the same thing that the lcm student said. Well when the png student goes out and comes back all bloody and then they all ask him what happened and he said that he saw tracks, he followed the tracks and got hit by a train!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
WeedBegone Posted October 1, 2010 Report Posted October 1, 2010 Why do bulldogs have flat faces?From chasing parked cars. ;D
PNG Proud Posted October 1, 2010 Report Posted October 1, 2010 Don't quit your day job fellas. Neither one was funny.[img]http://bestsmileys.com/cartoon/5.gif[/img]
raideroldtimer Posted October 1, 2010 Report Posted October 1, 2010 HMMMM, and here I thought you were gonna say the Indian couldn't file an appeal because he had no DEFENSE......LOL, j/k :o :D
WeedBegone Posted October 1, 2010 Report Posted October 1, 2010 What do you get when you breed a bulldog with an Indian?Nothing--there is just some things you cant force a bulldog to do. :P
PNG Proud Posted October 1, 2010 Report Posted October 1, 2010 These 2 are a little better. Keep them coming guys!
WeedBegone Posted October 1, 2010 Report Posted October 1, 2010 [quote name="PNG Proud" post="862555" timestamp="1285953528"]Don't quit your day job fellas. Neither one was funny.[img]http://bestsmileys.com/cartoon/5.gif[/img][/quote]And Proud --dont mess your pants tonight!!It wont be funny neither. LOL
jayhawk Posted October 1, 2010 Report Posted October 1, 2010 A [b]Smoking Baby [/b] and a Bulldog were sentenced to the electric chair for a murder. The police told the Bulldog that if nothing happened he was free to go. He asked the Bulldog if he had any last words and he said no and pushed the button. Nothing happened so he was free to go. Then the [b]Smokeng Baby [/b] got into the chair and they told him if nothing happened then he was free to go. So they asked him if he had any last words and he said "it might help if you plug in the chair!"
PNG Proud Posted October 1, 2010 Report Posted October 1, 2010 [quote name="raideroldtimer" post="862568" timestamp="1285953784"]LMAO, would that be an L-Train?[/quote]That would be pushing there Oldtimer. LOL
PNG Proud Posted October 1, 2010 Report Posted October 1, 2010 I'll try not to. But ya never know. :)
UTfanatic Posted October 1, 2010 Author Report Posted October 1, 2010 An indian and a Bulldog are caught by a jungle tribe and sentenced to death. They are told that they will each have one last request. The indian thinks and says, "I want to hear "Cherokee just one more time." The tribe agrees and asks the Bulldog what his last request is. He replies with only 3 words, "Kill Me First."
UTfanatic Posted October 1, 2010 Author Report Posted October 1, 2010 Answer: pull the pin and throw it back ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
UTfanatic Posted October 1, 2010 Author Report Posted October 1, 2010 Two former png indian football players were down in Bridge City partying. They were hootin' and hollerin' when a bartender asked them why they were celebrating. The smart one said proudly that they had just finished a jigsaw puzzle and it only took two months. "Two months!?" exclaimed the bartender. The other indian replied, "Yeah, but the box said 4-6 years." ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
PNG Proud Posted October 1, 2010 Report Posted October 1, 2010 Pull the pin and throw it back...................................How about some original stuff here!
UTfanatic Posted October 1, 2010 Author Report Posted October 1, 2010 Answer: his freshman year ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
UTfanatic Posted October 1, 2010 Author Report Posted October 1, 2010 [quote name="PNG Proud" post="862587" timestamp="1285954869"]Pull the pin and throw it back...................................How about some original stuff here![/quote]Wow you know these already? ???
UTfanatic Posted October 1, 2010 Author Report Posted October 1, 2010 Answer: Good question, it's never happened....or its been awhile.Did this for all the indians. ;D ;D ;D ;D
TradinUp BH Posted October 1, 2010 Report Posted October 1, 2010 Probably the last time that the Bulldogs beat Vidor! ;D
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