Saturday and Sunday headlines 10/8/10 and 10/9/10

[BMTSoulja1]

On your mark...  Get set... <boom>

[Backflipper]

The Hill really is for REAL!

[Backflipper]

Broncos flip the bird.. Ganders lose 63-0

[raideroldtimer]

[size=16pt][b]CENTRAL VS. LCM, CAN WE FINALLY SAY WHO IS "FOR REAL"
L-TRAIN ROLLS INTO THE GROVES, VACUUM HEARD SWEEPING THAT NEW CARPET
HOW FUNNY IS IT TO SEE A CAT CHASING A DAWG?
PIRATES AND PANTHERS, OZEN IS SUNK
PAM GOES PMS ON THE SHORE
BROOK GETS MAD, BUTCH SLAPS BAYTOWN
BRONCOS TAKE A GANDER AT STALLWORTH SCOREBOARD SEE NOTHING BUT ZEROES ON HOME SIDE
K-VILLE BEATS THE DEVIL OUT OF SOMEONE
CARDINALS BUILD NEW NEST IN HAWK STADIUM NOW OWN THEIR DISTRICT
TIGERS PUT STRIPES ALL OVER BOBCATS
[color=red]REMINDER TO L-TOWN PLAYERS, YOU'VE NEVER LOST ON THAT NEW CARPET  ;)[/color][/b][/size]

[BMTSoulja1]

[quote name="raideroldtimer" post="865677" timestamp="1286219229"]
[size=16pt][b]CENTRAL VS. LCM, CAN WE FINALLY SAY WHO IS "FOR REAL"
L-TRAIN ROLLS INTO THE GROVES, VACUUM HEARD SWEEPING THAT NEW CARPET
HOW FUNNY IS IT TO SEE A CAT CHASING A DAWG?
PIRATES AND PANTHERS, OZEN IS SUNK
PAM GOES PMS ON THE SHORE
BROOK GETS MAD, BUTCH SLAPS BAYTOWN
BRONCOS TAKE A GANDER AT STALLWORTH SCOREBOARD SEE NOTHING BUT ZEROES ON HOME SIDE
K-VILLE BEATS THE DEVIL OUT OF SOMEONE
CARDINALS BUILD NEW NEST IN HAWK STADIUM NOW OWN THEIR DISTRICT
TIGERS PUT STRIPES ALL OVER BOBCATS
[color=red]REMINDER TO L-TOWN PLAYERS, YOU'VE NEVER LOST ON THAT NEW CARPET  ;)[/color][/b][/size]
[/quote]I like this one!!!  :D :D

[Mr. Buddy Garrity]

The carcus of a lonely mustang was found hair-less on the Memorial Stadium field. They're several suspects but all claim self-defense for the vicious beating of this stinky animal.

Police learned later on in the night the mustang belonged to North Shore HS. ;)


BTW the hair was found later across the street at the local Hair & beauty supply shop.

8) :D

[SgtRey]

[color=maroon][b][u]SGT REY'S CHRONICLE[/u][/b][/color]
[color=black]PAM[/color] HOSPITALIZED AFTER ATTEMPTING TO DRIVE [color=red]MUSTANG[/color] OVER MLK BRIDGE, MUSTANG SEEN LATE IN GALENA PARK!!

[color=maroon][color=brown][b]JAGUARS[/b][/color][/color] SHOULD LEAVE [color=blue][b]BRUINS[/b][/color] AND [color=goldenrod][b]BEARS[/b][/color] ALONE....

[color=yellow][b]PANTHERS[/b][/color] NOT RULED OUT AS SUSPECTS TO LAST NIGHT'S [color=black][b]PIRATE[/b][/color] SHIP SINKING INCIDENT...

[color=purple][b]INDIANS[/b][/color] DEFEND NEW CARPET WELL, AND HIJACK [color=red][b]L-TRAIN[/b][/color]...[color=purple][b]INDIAN'S [/b][/color]MECHANICS OVERHAUL ENGINE..... ENGINE NOW PLAYS '[color=purple][b]CHEROKEE[/b][/color]' INSTEAD OF '[color=red][b]CHOO-CHOO[/b][/color]'!!...SCIENTISTS AT NASA INVESTIGATING..
[color=#151b8d][b]
RANGERS[/b][/color] ATTEMPT TO HUNT [color=blue][b]BRUINS[/b][/color] IN BEAUMONT...[b][color=blue]BRUINS[/color][/b] COMING OUT OF HIBERNATION, SLAUGHTER [color=#151b8d][b]RANGERS[/b][/color] INTO JERKY....CHUCK NORRIS M.I.A TOO!!! ???...WORDS OF NEW JERKY HITS THE STREET..."WALKER TEXAS JERKY"..SOLD IN BEAUMONT ONLY!... ;D

[Jduncan1]

[quote name="SgtRey" post="865829" timestamp="1286229192"]
[color=maroon][b][u]SGT REY'S CHRONICLE[/u][/b][/color]
[color=black]PAM[/color] HOSPITALIZED AFTER ATTEMPTING TO DRIVE [color=red]MUSTANG[/color] OVER MLK BRIDGE, MUSTANG SEEN LATE IN GALENA PARK!!

[color=maroon][color=brown][b]JAGUARS[/b][/color][/color] SHOULD LEAVE [color=blue][b]BRUINS[/b][/color] AND [color=goldenrod][b]BEARS[/b][/color] ALONE....

[color=yellow][b]PANTHERS[/b][/color] NOT RULED OUT AS SUSPECTS TO LAST NIGHT'S [color=black][b]PIRATE[/b][/color] SHIP SINKING INCIDENT...

[color=purple][b]INDIANS[/b][/color] DEFEND NEW CARPET WELL, AND HIJACK [color=red][b]L-TRAIN[/b][/color]...[color=purple][b]INDIAN'S [/b][/color]MECHANICS OVERHAUL ENGINE..... ENGINE NOW PLAYS '[color=purple][b]CHEROKEE[/b][/color]' INSTEAD OF '[color=red][b]CHOO-CHOO[/b][/color]'!!...SCIENTISTS AT NASA INVESTIGATING..
[color=#151b8d][b]
RANGERS[/b][/color] ATTEMPT TO HUNT [color=blue][b]BRUINS[/b][/color] IN BEAUMONT...[b][color=blue]BRUINS[/color][/b] COMING OUT OF HIBERNATION, SLAUGHTER [color=#151b8d][b]RANGERS[/b][/color] INTO JERKY....CHUCK NORRIS M.I.A TOO!!! ???...WORDS OF NEW JERKY HITS THE STREET..."WALKER TEXAS JERKY"..SOLD IN BEAUMONT ONLY!... ;D


[/quote] Love it they put new speakers in the little engine that wont

[SteelerCzy]

The Pirates invade San Augustine and make shark bait out of the Wolves.

[WOSgrad]

After Friday's event, Hamshire-Fannett ISD considers motion to rename Longhorn Stadium the "Slaughter House."

[bh89-2]

[quote name="WOSgrad" post="866363" timestamp="1286289084"]
After Friday's event, Hamshire-Fannett ISD considers motion to rename Longhorn Stadium the "Slaughter House."
[/quote]

Can't be true!!!  Price was the pigskin savior.  ;D ;D

[liltex]

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